Shakey

Ok lads, you know the scenario, its the Friday morning big breafast roll, stock up before the weekend.

theres a burger van round the corner from work, the lads go there for their grub.

one says "i'm starving, goona get a big, big breakfast roll'

now i know that a big breafast roll is:

double sausage
double bacon
double egg
black pudding
tomatoes
mushrooms

so what it is a big,big breakfast roll then?

Its as above, but with chips and curry sauce over top of it

At ten in the morning

Fair play, the boy got thropugh it (eventually)

I've got a tenner on digging out my black tie before the month is out.........

So come on, whats the biggest big breakfast roll?

Cirrus

Can't tell you Shakey. Had one too many 'Fat Friday's that the missus has put me on a diet!

Spudmiester

A place in Cleckheaton used to do somthing called a 'steering wheel' which was pretty much the same as what you describe Shakey. There was also one from a place in Manchester called a 'bin lid', about a foot accross and a heart attack between two slices of bread ! Cant eat stuff like that anymore, I see the grave opening up before me, like a big hole in the ground.