LukeScotty

noticed that there were a few jokes about apprentice with glass hammers, any got any more? list em, and list your stories too. When I worked i the kitchen we used to send the new ones for chicken lips and salmon legs to all the other resturants in, i've laughed so much and all the places we send em too, play along with the joke, they can be gone for hours (meadowhall thats in sheffield)

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alex

ive had em all done to me, and me being a wally fell for them all..............

ive had them getting to push a petrol genny welder up and down trying to bump start it.

ive had my riggers when i was an apprentice painted yellow with yellow spots.

il try and think of a few more ive fell for.

it dosent bother me cos im always good for a laugh.

wayne

before you try these at work ...... did anyone see the video of the ng bailey apprentices setting each others shoes on fire ? the chief did and fired everyone involved ,then got HSE involved
the days of sticking a piece of conduit through the sleeves of the apprentice is over

danzor

my friend sent me a video of a site he on, you know the big nail guns the chippys use, they managed to hold an apprentice up on a stud wall and nail him to it. He was a good 2 foot of the floor

rumrunner

if you work for "No goods" you deserve to be set on fire
atvbitwww

N.G video has been removed fron youtube ,This ones quite good thoughhttp://youtube.com/watch?v=v4QlcnHmCQ

Bane

No good link that rumrunner

woodysparks

we convinced one lad (bungalow)that in medieval times they used bamboo as conduit with wet string inside cos wire hadnt been invented yet and once a week you would pour water down the top of the bamboo to keep the continuity

rumrunner

Brilliant ,we got one lad to check the megger was working by testing it on his self ,he used to do it all the time ,maybee he liked it

Spudmiester

Saw one lad holding a bucket underneath a bit of twin and earth dangling from the ceiling. Was there for ages.

Apparently he was waiting for the voltage drop !!!

once had my steel to caps welded to a lump of RSJ, whilst still wearing them. Ouch!

earl81

guys i worked with screwed a boys toolbox to the floor.

he picked it up in a rush and broke his wrist