rumrunner

Just hit it with yer head

wayne

been sent for a glass 'ammer yet?

ian.settle1

Watch out for hammer rash ouch

wayne

i found the cure for 'ammer rash was a bigger 'ammer(larger surface area less time on the 'ammer ,sad i know)
or a rotary stop drill

chronyx

A mate spark told his apprentice that he only had a Duncan type file and to go and ask the builders for a Peter file......

ian.settle1

When I was at sea we had a deck cadet(apprentice) with us in the engine room sent him to the boiler room fourth engineer like a soft sod for a bucket of steam.

Fourth sent him back with a bucket of water telling him he'd run out of steam only had condensed steam, he didn't twig at first until he was told as it was a steam ship how the hell where the lights on and why where we moving if we didn't have any steam?

The third engineer then emptied the bucket of water over cadets head.

Shakey

or as a drill for that matter!!!

rumrunner

When i was an apprentice ,one chargrhand used to make you "do a foot of nippleing" every time he saw you with your hands in your pockets!

Shakey

yeah Rum, me dad told me about the old days.....

rumrunner

No ones mentioned tartan paint yet! or a roll of three core twin and earth.