Change of career

[markc123]

This is the "change of career - part 2" thread aswell, the first thread equally as funny got closed by the site admin. Caboose, this is what we put up with and people aren't happy that regular members get lairy from time to time.

 

[Darkwood]

Im looking to be the first Man on Mars just contacted NASA and they are sending me a dummies guide to been a spaceman, looks like i'll have to book 3weeks off if im off to Mars next month

 

[markc123]

haha electrical trainee spaceman. love it.

 

[Darkwood]

I have experience of zero gravity as ive been on the Pepsi Max at Blackpool Pleasure Beach loads of times and i once had a poo in a plastic bag so think im halfway to mars already

 

[markc123]

That ride got stuck when i went on it, its a proper rickety old thing isn't it haha.

When i was a lad, playing tennis i fell over and scraped my knee ... dressed it up with cotton wool and the likes myself, even applied a plaster - so basically what im saying is im a qualified paramedic.

 

[Elmer BeFuddled]

When i was a lad, playing tennis i fell over and scraped my knee ... dressed it up with cotton wool and the likes myself, even applied a plaster - so basically what im saying is im a qualified paramedic.

That's total bull. Doesn't count to apply a plaster to be a paramedic unless you staple the plaster over the injury.

 

[Geordie Spark]

No, i wont except it. Don't be ridiculous[/QUOTE.

I won't even accept it.