Dodgy trade pictures for your amusement! - 1 Million Views!

[DPG]

Well sorry about that Mate

I accept your apology.

 

[DPG]

Useful Brill

 

[Paul228]

Does NVQ stand for Not Very Qualified?

 

[Pete999]

What an irritating video. About 2 seconds to view each picture!

You can't please all of the people all of the time

 

[Leesparkykent]

Not a trade pic but made me chuckle.

 

[Paul228]

OMG.
That's class.
He's a butcher, which must make all butchers cringe.

 

[Specialist]

Go on fill yer boots with this lot

Hey Pete: I didn't give you permission to show off all my best jobs

 

[DPG]

A fellow Viz reader!

 

[Paul228]

Not a trade pic but made me chuckle.

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I wonder if he thinks his car is making petrol when he reverses it.

 

[DPG]

Paup, you do realise that was a letter from Viz?

 

[Paul228]

Doh.
No I didn't.
Loved reading viz, but not seen a copy for 20 years.
Loved the top tips page.
Avoid buying expensive carpet for your entire house by simply buying two small squares and taping them to the soles of your feet. Thereby getting that luxury feel wherever you walk and saving 1000's in the process

 

[DPG]

Make your neighbours think that you have twice as many stairs as them by stepping twice on each one as you go up and down.

 

[Rpa07]

Save money on buying binoculars by standing closer to the object you wished to see! Always been my favourite.

 

[Paul228]

Avoid long boring conversations with people you don't like by immediately punching them in the throat.

 

[tomspark93]

Saw this on a facebook group the other day

 

[telectrix]

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Saw this on a facebook group the other day

is that somebody's idea of a FCU?

 

[freddo]

Saw this on a facebook group the other day

Ingenious! My small brain would never have come up with that!

 

[Wilko]

is that somebody's idea of a FCU?

Remembering my arty training, I think it's done in the "impressionist style". From Wiki they say "many critics faulted Impressionist paintings for their unfinished appearance and seemingly amateurish quality". Normally I would be very ok with an Impressionist inspired artwork, but not this one.
Here's a better one, by Monet

 

[telectrix]

Remembering my arty training, I think it's done in the "impressionist style". From Wiki they say "many critics faulted Impressionist paintings for their unfinished appearance and seemingly amateurish quality". Normally I would be very ok with an Impressionist inspired artwork, but not this one.
Here's a better one, by Monet

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ugh. reminds me of the vindaloo i threw up the other week.

 

[Wilko]

Its a detail of "Water Lily Pond" - has that effect don't it ? I'll guess at $50m ...