Ermmm...!!! Breaking in...

[DurhamSparky]

me too..!! im hoping our lass will bring some food to work for me when she finishes her shift as i left my bait in the house!!

 

[alarm man]

me too..!! im hoping our lass will bring some food to work for me when she finishes her shift as i left my bait in the house!!

best savaloy ive had was shields road byker, up on the left opposite where parish's used to be,not been there for a while,probably not there now,propa butchers it was.

 

[DurhamSparky]

last time i was near byker i installed a cooker for tesco, the neighbours were having an argument and all i saw was a half naked woman run from the house and into another flat!!!

 

[alarm man]

last time i was near byker i installed a cooker for tesco, the neighbours were having an argument and all i saw was a half naked woman run from the house and into another flat!!!

did she have a savoly in her hand..

 

[DurhamSparky]

i wish!!! stop talking food now!!!

 

[alarm man]

i wish!!! stop talking food now!!!

i could eat a big pan of broth with a stottie with full butter to soak up the juice..

 

[DurhamSparky]

panacalty with pie crust!!! brown sauce YUM YUM...!!

 

[alarm man]

panacalty with pie crust!!! brown sauce YUM YUM...!!

as its supper time,might just make do with a ham and pease pud snack..

 

[DurhamSparky]

not funny!!!! not funny at all..!! im fancying a pizza!!

 

[alarm man]

[QUOTE!! im fancying a pizza!![/QUOTE]

call yourself a geordie....make mine a kebab one...with chilli sauce

 

[scotsparky]

Here durham dont say i am not nice Pizza Hut - Order Online | Find nearest Restaurant

 

[Geordie Spark]

[QUOTE!! im fancying a pizza!!

call yourself a geordie....make mine a kebab one...with chilli sauce [/QUOTE]

He's not a proper Geordie - he's from Durham ......... which almost makes him a Mackem !!!!

 

[DurhamSparky]

used to like you!!!! makem my arse however your not far from the truth my friend...!
during the good ole days of maternity hospitals in the heart of Yacker country (Little thorpe @ easington village) i was indeed due to be born. however as i was as usual a pain in the arse i decided to swim with the cord and also turn around mid birth and go breech!! to the delight of the hospital who had no facilities to deal with an emergency should it come to that...!! low and behold i was (well my mam was) carted off to the nearest hospital mid birth under blue light and which happened to be Sunderland general where i was pulled from my carrier..!!


but kebab pizza with HOT chili sauce!!! and can of pepsi!! lush!! and in no way or form do i associate my self with the unwashed land of sunderland. "Wheeze keys are these?"

 

[Geordie Spark]

used to like you!!!! makem my arse however your not far from the truth my friend...!
during the good ole days of maternity hospitals in the heart of Yacker country (Little thorpe @ easington village) i was indeed due to be born. however as i was as usual a pain in the arse i decided to swim with the cord and also turn around mid birth and go breech!! to the delight of the hospital who had no facilities to deal with an emergency should it come to that...!! low and behold i was (well my mam was) carted off to the nearest hospital mid birth under blue light and which happened to be Sunderland general where i was pulled from my carrier..!!


but kebab pizza with HOT chili sauce!!! and can of pepsi!! lush!! and in no way or form do i associate my self with the unwashed land of sunderland. "Wheeze keys are these?"

Good lad !!

 

[scotsparky]

why you got a sunderland season ticket then??

 

[alarm man]

and in no way or form do i associate my self with the unwashed land of sunderland. "Wheeze keys are these?"

you just know when someone has been brought up the right way..
very good lad..

 

[Geordie Spark]

used to like you!!!! makem my arse however your not far from the truth my friend...!
during the good ole days of maternity hospitals in the heart of Yacker country (Little thorpe @ easington village) i was indeed due to be born. however as i was as usual a pain in the arse i decided to swim with the cord and also turn around mid birth and go breech!! to the delight of the hospital who had no facilities to deal with an emergency should it come to that...!! low and behold i was (well my mam was) carted off to the nearest hospital mid birth under blue light and which happened to be Sunderland general where i was pulled from my carrier..!!


but kebab pizza with HOT chili sauce!!! and can of pepsi!! lush!! and in no way or form do i associate my self with the unwashed land of sunderland. "Wheeze keys are these?"

.......... and you've done everything backside first ever since !!

 

[millwall ken]

going to a job tomorrow where the landlord has basically told tenants be in or we breaking in!!

should be fun and games i think.... any PPE that you chaps think i might need..!

Black flat cap, black eye mask, black and white striped top, black trousers and shoes, and a big black bag marked 'SWAG'. Please explain how this 'Landlord' has the right to instruct you to enter property without the say-so of the tenant.
UNLESS your client is HM Customs. You will need a court order to enter these properties. EVEN the Security Services need a court order in order to enter private property.