here's a good one....

[calpol91]

Had a customer ring me today asking if I could do some pat testing for 6 items... No problem, yeah I responded....

Can you back date the stickers and certificate he asks.

Not really no, why?

Just having a problem with insurance he says...

I've had a fire in a room in my shop caused by a fridge....

So what your saying is you want to pass the blame on to me for the sake of £70

After a very long time thinking about it I unfortunately had to say no....

WHENS THE COURT DATE PAL AND ILL PUT THAT IN MY DIARY TOO....

anyone else had anything like this?

 

[Guitarist]

Beggers belief really.

 

[Silly Sausage]

I would have stuck a generic sticker on it with his signature on it
(subtly gained from elsewhere)

 

[calpol91]

Ha should have done... I think he'd of paid anything I'd of asked for. Should have given him a box of stickers and a pad from cef and charged him £300...

 

[amckay]

If you don't ask you don't get right!?!
Lol

 

[Guest77]

Had a customer ring me today asking if I could do some pat testing for 6 items... No problem, yeah I responded....

Can you back date the stickers and certificate he asks.

Not really no, why?

Just having a problem with insurance he says...

I've had a fire in a room in my shop caused by a fridge....

So what your saying is you want to pass the blame on to me for the sake of £70

After a very long time thinking about it I unfortunately had to say no....

WHENS THE COURT DATE PAL AND ILL PUT THAT IN MY DIARY TOO....

anyone else had anything like this?

Um no lol

 

[ian.settle1]

Absolute magic, Can you please assist me in a fraudulent insurance claim please?

 

[telectrix]

can just imagine it. a smoke damaged fridge with a shiny new green sticker on the plug top.

 

[calpol91]

He probably started the fire himself then realised he didn't have the testing done....

 

[Geordie Spark]

No prizes for guessing this bloke's country of origin I bet.

 

[calpol91]

No prizes for guessing this bloke's country of origin I bet.

hahaha Im saying nothing.....

 

[camerabloke]

does it end in stan?

 

[Simlec]

You could have just tested it! But put a red sticker on it as its unlikely to pass now and just before it started a fire.
Try selling him a fire alarm as well.

 

[Geordie Spark]

You could have just tested it! But put a red sticker on it as its unlikely to pass now and just before it started a fire.
Try selling him a fire alarm as well.

Sell him an extiguisher as well. Dress it up as one of those BOGOF deals where he thinks he's getting one free...

 

[calpol91]

does it end in stan?

I'm still saying nothing ;-)

 

[Jason Howard]

can just imagine it. a smoke damaged fridge with a shiny new green sticker on the plug top.

Exactly, he was asking it afterwards?????? let him confront the results of his stupidity.

 

[kenuk]

Had a guy wanting me to fake pat results, walked off the job.
You dont need to guess where they were destined to go, or where he was from.

 

[ohreally]

You dont need to guess where they were destined to go, or where he was from.

Aberdeen?

 

[Besoeker]

Had a customer ring me today asking if I could do some pat testing for 6 items... No problem, yeah I responded....

Can you back date the stickers and certificate he asks.

Not really no, why?

Just having a problem with insurance he says...

I've had a fire in a room in my shop caused by a fridge....

So what your saying is you want to pass the blame on to me for the sake of £70

After a very long time thinking about it I unfortunately had to say no....

WHENS THE COURT DATE PAL AND ILL PUT THAT IN MY DIARY TOO....

anyone else had anything like this?

Your integrity is worth far more than risking it for a fast buck.

 

[Deleted member 26818]

Are fridges considered portable appliances?