Never have I ever!!!!!

[D00DY_T00DY]

Never have I ever spent an hour looking for my van keys.....then finding I had them in my hand all along

Or in your mouth and said " can't find my key-... oh"

 

[Rpa07]

Looking for my screwdriver today and it was in my mouth! Thought of posting my stupidity but didn't want to start a thread so thanks @D00DY_T00DY

 

[D00DY_T00DY]

Looking for my screwdriver today and it was in my mouth! Thought of posting my stupidity but didn't want to start a thread so thanks @D00DY_T00DY

I was looking for my new precision made CK slim line 4.0mm made in Germany driver
(CK get at me )
For a good 10minutes... put in in my normal pocket rather than my pouch

Sun got to my head

 

[D00DY_T00DY]

Looking for my screwdriver today and it was in my mouth! Thought of posting my stupidity but didn't want to start a thread so thanks @D00DY_T00DY

I'm so bad with putting my keys in my back pocket rather than my side pocket I've had to buy myself a karabiner to hook in to my belt loop...
Still "lose them"

 

[D00DY_T00DY]

Never have I ever locked my keys in my ford fiesta boot at 6pm on a Friday and ultimately had to smash my rear quarter glass to get them

Honest! I haven't

 

[Paul228]

Never have I ever filled scrap copper pipe with rubbish so it weighs more, then taken it to a scrap metal merchant.

 

[Pete999]

Never ever have I told the Apprentice to use roof insulation to wipe his Bum after he's done number 2s

 

[D00DY_T00DY]

Never have I ever filled scrap copper pipe with rubbish so it weighs more, then taken it to a scrap metal merchant.

Never I ever put a load of rubble between folded bits of lead whilst roofing with my father

 

[Dave OCD]

Never ever have I told the Apprentice to use roof insulation to wipe his Bum after he's done number 2s

Uncanny Pete, I never ever did that either, was about 30 years ago that I didn't do it.

 

[Paul228]

Never have I ever ----ed in a plumbers bag, because the ---- blow lamped my newly run cables, because he couldn't be arsed to get a solder mat.
Never told anyone this before.
In his words, they will be ok, there's no copper showing and they are barely marked.

 

[Wilko]

.
In his words, they will be ok ... they are barely marked.

Just like his bag

 

[Paul228]

Just like his bag

Lol true.
I seem to remember having a nose to nose discussion along those lines. I remember saying as a plumber, all your gear will be waterproof.
The site manager got involved and I walked.
He tried to get me back because it failed the basic tests.
The idiot had boarded up without changing the lengths.
I think the plumber was a relation of his, hence why he took his side.

 

[freddo]

Never have I ever cut right through PVC conduit with cables/draw wire still inside.

 

[Paul228]

Never have I ever put my tool bag on the roof of my van, got distracted and got in and drove off.

 

[David M]

Never have I lay down on the floor to reach for a cable under the floorboards only to crush my phone against my screw driver and crack the screen. !

 

[David M]

Never have I leaned over to flush the loo and my phone has slipped out of my pocket and gone down the pan!

 

[Pete999]

Never have I fitted Dado trunking a certain distance from the floor onl to go home and realise I hadn't taken the 2 inch screed into consideration, doh

 

[D00DY_T00DY]

Never have I leaned over to flush the loo and my phone has slipped out of my pocket and gone down the pan!

Your poor phone

 

[freddo]

Never have I ever misread the rating plate on a 3ph motor and wired it in delta instead of star and marvelled at how fast it got to running speed.

 

[Paul228]

Never have I ever had such a belt off the HT lead feeding a neon sign as I did today.
Went to assess some lighting at a take away today.
The guy wanted it looking over and advice on some 600 commercial insert lights.
I ended up finding 15 issues with it.
All the lighting has been wired to switch on the neutral !!!
The HT feeding the neon has several twisted and open joints on its length, making the metal ceiling grid live.
Not something you expect when just doing a visual survey.