Discuss one for the girls in the Electricians Chat - Off Topic Chat area at ElectriciansForums.net

Welcome to ElectriciansForums.net - The American Electrical Advice Forum
Head straight to the main forums to chat by click here:   American Electrical Advice Forum

Spoon

-
Mentor
Esteemed
Arms
Reaction score
7,223
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.
Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa’s reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.
We should’ve known……ONLY women would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
 
Nice snippit of info Spoon Rudolf may be a girl but Santa is a real man

What qualities do you need to have to be 'a real man' ? I'm not as fat as Santa. Don't wear red much. I don't spend much time staring at reindeer arses. I do give presents to children (Immediate family).
 
What qualities do you need to have to be 'a real man' ? I'm not as fat as Santa. Don't wear red much. I don't spend much time staring at reindeer arses. I do give presents to children (Immediate family).
I think you have to be old ,hairy, big belly,red suit,smiley face,and like children. Think I am half way there!
 
I think you have to be old ,hairy, big belly,red suit,smiley face,and like children. Think I am half way there!

Well sh*t mate.... All I need is a red suit....
 
yeah, but you have to like children. that excludes most blokes who still have a brain
 
yeah, but you have to like children. that excludes most blokes who still have a brain

The missus says I'm a big kid anyhow.
It's hard not to like children when I have two young ones of my own ( At least I think they are mine... )
 
I'm just waiting for all the historical sex abuse allegations against Santa. I mean, if you thought Saville dressed weird. what's weireder than a false beard and a red shell suit?
 
Don't know if I'm just in a good mood or what but that had me in stitches.

:D :D

Reading it back to my Mrs it didn't seem as funny. Pmsl miserable sod.

I don't even remember you telling me this ha ha.
 

Reply to one for the girls in the Electricians Chat - Off Topic Chat area at ElectriciansForums.net

OFFICIAL SPONSORS

Electrical Goods - Electrical Tools - Brand Names Electrician Courses Green Electrical Goods PCB Way Electrical Goods - Electrical Tools - Brand Names Pushfit Wire Connectors Electric Underfloor Heating Electrician Courses
These Official Forum Sponsors May Provide Discounts to Regular Forum Members - If you would like to sponsor us then CLICK HERE and post a thread with who you are, and we'll send you some stats etc
This website was designed, optimised and is hosted by Untold Media. Operating under the name Untold Media since 2001.
Back
Top
AdBlock Detected

We get it, advertisements are annoying!

Sure, ad-blocking software does a great job at blocking ads, but it also blocks useful features of our website. For the best site experience please disable your AdBlocker.

I've Disabled AdBlock