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If Stig from Top Gear was an Electrician and not a retired race car driver, what sayings could we do in the same tone?????



"Some people say" he can find a borrowed neutral just by using the sense of smell?

"Some people say" he can replace the fuse wire of a DNO bullet with his pubic hair?

"Some people say" he can second fix a DB socket just by looking at it!


Have fun with this thread but please keep it clean :drunk:
 
some say he can perform an insulation test using his willie.
 
"Some say" he can change the phase sequence on a three phase supply by blinking his eyes, and that the fingers on his right hand, are in fact volt sticks.
 
'Some Say' His body has zero resistivity and his superconductivity can create a magnetic field just by the slightest mention of the 18th edition
 
"Some say" that he only answers to Emma Clancy!!!! and uses his tongue to prove a dead short?
 
"Some say" he has prior knowledge of the upcoming 18th edition, and he has already done the course, and he has his bedroom decorated with pictures of Tony Cable.
 
"Some say" he always wanted to be an electrician and that he didn’t know how long he could've been a vet for, before he got bored and started shagging stuff.
 
"Some say" he likes Emma Clancy just how he likes his multifunction tester. On his lap, turned on and resistance free and his thoughts can be used as a Time Domain Reflectometer.
 
"Some say" had he been a lecturer at the local technical college, Harness69 would have been able to string four words together.
 
"Some say" he’s of god's prototypes. A high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live and too rare to die. All we know is, when he switches the lights off at the switch, he’s in bed before it gets dark.
 

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