STIG electrical quotes

[Pete999]

"Some say" STIG'S van doesn't need any racking, because he knows what the problem is before he leave home, and that his tools aren't insulated, he is immune to voltage and current. all we know is he is called Tony.

 

[Kamikaze]

"Some say" he doesn’t sugar coat s*** because he’s not Willy Wonka. All we know is, Emma Clancy lives rent-free in his head.

 

[telectrix]

some say he eats old copies of the regs for breakfast and evey 3 years he farts out amendments .

 

[Kamikaze]

"Some say" he reluctantly sacrificed his favourite comic “An illustrated explanation of earthed equipotential bonding” when he got caught short inside a building site toilet. All we know is, last nights curry was hotter than hell.

 

[telectrix]

some say he's retired from racing cars and taken yup sparking for a hobby, and that the only skid marks he now sees are in his underpants. all we know is he's called the stig.

 

[Paul.M]

"Some say" that his real name is Dan and he runs this forum!!!!!

 

[Kamikaze]

"Some say" his name is Tony because his name is Tony. All we know is, that if he went out dressed like that round our way, he would get the MDF kicked out of him. Bad hair day my ar$e!!!

 

[Kamikaze]

"Some say" coffee just isn't his cup of tea but all we know is, the sight of his part P certificate gives him an instant erect!0n.

 

[Paul.M]

If the Stig was an EIC Board member, he would get rid of any amendments and would write a book correctly the first time round!

 

[Paul.M]

"Some say" if he was in charge, the grey on 3 core + earth WILL be used as Neutral!

 

[Pete999]

Some say if the STIG was a Spark he would
be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cPxKq-gMDo

 

[Kamikaze]

“Some say” his favourite prime minister is Emma Clancy. All we know is, that he hasn’t got a clue who Theresa May is.

 

[egg67]

"Some say" he was born in Liverpool, all we know is he nicked the like button


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[LeeH]

"Some say" he was born in Liverpool, all we know is he nicked the like button


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[egg67]

Some say he likes that, and so do l



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[Pete999]

Some say the like button is in fact the Stig's belly button, and that the continual pressing has caused him to ban it's use, all we know is he had better get it back on line or we could be looking for a replacement Stig.

 

[Kamikaze]

“Some say” he has no idea what’s happened to the “Like button”. All we know is that if Dan doesn’t fix the problem, he will be paid a visit from L’appel du Vide. Well that is what his alibi is going to say anyway.:wink_smile:

 

[Paul.M]

"Some people say" he has gone to Rio and entered the Triathlon and taken the like Button to use has his bicycle bell so the mortals get out of his way!

 

[Kamikaze]

“Some say” he accidentally hit the “Find a Thai bride” like button on the forum ad a smigin too hard, as Lady Stig unexpectedly walked in on him. All we know is, it will be a while before he’s recovered from his injuries and won’t be pressing any buttons any time soon.

 

[Paul.M]

“Some say” he accidentally hit the “Find a Thai bride” like button on the forum .

Kam FFS do not post up any pictures!!!!!! You almost closed this (and other) forums down!!!!!!!!

That was funny as ---- :rofl: but please dont do it again.

Luv you Kam, your a crazy horse.