Whats the sauciest thing you have encountered on site?

[Silly Sausage]

ive worked for a hooker, her bedroom was wall to wall whips chains and sex toys, hand cuffs on the bed everything, she opened the door in a not very long dressing gown, and when she bent down to pick up her post I'm pretty sure something was winking at me.

The question on everyones lips - did you work for cash, or sexual favours?

I reckon our Tony's been there! :ciappa:

 

[bigbaddave]

The question on everyones lips - did you work for cash, or sexual favours?

If either of them options were offered too me, i'll be honest - i'd be in a genuine dilemma hahaha.

The question would be first of all what did she look like, then how much id had to drink.. Mind you im not fussy.. Been with some stinkers..

Some off the storys man... Maybe in the arms though...

 

[markc123]

The question would be first of all what did she look like, then how much id had to drink.. Mind you im not fussy.. Been with some stinkers..

Some off the storys man... Maybe in the arms though...

Could be a decent thread in the arms that...stinkers, i think i could run you close buddy lol.

 

[Silly Sausage]

The question is..............


how many housewives have you serviced on your travels?????

 

[Sparkysoldman]

Once staggered back to room in hotel in Austria 4 am key didnt fit next thing door opens naked lady about sixty
right room wrong floor
coudnt get away fast enuf lol

 

[Rampantchilli]

she paid cash, and back in those days i probably would of, my ex wife wasnt my ex then and almost any women was more appealing than her

 

[GLENNSPARK]

Once staggered back to room in hotel in Austria 4 am key didnt fit next thing door opens naked lady about sixty
right room wrong floor
coudnt get away fast enuf lol

a naked lady answered the door...and you ran off?....lol...lol

 

[bigbaddave]

I see Archy has been banned... Must be that foul mouth.. LOL

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a naked lady answered the door...and you ran off?....lol...lol

HA HA, I chuckled at that...

 

[telectrix]

voluntary ban so he can rest from the forum for a fortnight.

 

[GLENNSPARK]

I see Archy has been banned... Must be that foul mouth.. LOL

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HA HA, I chuckled at that...

archy has gone on a self imposed sabbatical....

 

[bigbaddave]

If you get banned.. Do you automatically get chucked from the arms?

 

[GLENNSPARK]

If you get banned.. Do you automatically get chucked from the arms?

i think it depends what you got banned for....why?...you gonna have a blowout Dave?...lol

 

[Deleted member 72666]

If you get banned.. Do you automatically get chucked from the arms?

Why, what are you thinking of doing Dave?

 

[Toonlad]

If you get banned.. Do you automatically get chucked from the arms?

automatic disconnection of supply, to copious amounts of beer.

 

[Scornio]

The clients daughter!!

 

[GLENNSPARK]

The clients daughter!!

then thats not ADS...that would be just plain earthin and bondin....

earthin=local park

bondin=...well take a wild guess

 

[bigbaddave]

Ha ha..

 

[gnuuser]

working on a job
a cute blonde (underage) offered me a beer while she was completely nude
my wife was working with me that day and she wasn't impressed:furious3:

 

[GLENNSPARK]

working on a job
a cute blonde (underage) offered me a beer while she was completely nude
my wife was working with me that day and she wasn't impressed:furious3:

i heard jimmy savile liked a pint...

 

[bigbaddave]

working on a job
a cute blonde (underage) offered me a beer while she was completely nude
my wife was working with me that day and she wasn't impressed:furious3:

you allow your wife to come to work.. I find it by far less hassle going to macky dees for a coffee