where've all the left handed threads gone?

[tidyboiler]

You're too kind for that old Geordie booger! :smilielol5:

:rofl:

 

[Silly Sausage]

We're men, size is very important!
Women go on about the size of their arses enough (big is best )

 

[Geordie Spark]

Size doesn't matter....................... :rofl:

Thanks pet.




BITCH !!!!

 

[Geordie Spark]

You're too kind for that old Geordie booger! :smilielol5:

I agree with you Archie. Entirely !!


She's FAR too kind to me and I really don't deserve her.

All my life I've been looking for a lass like her - the sort my Mum told me to avoid but I could never find - and now in the autumn of my life I have found her and am as happy as a pig in .... mud.

I tell you what .............. this third bottle of red wine is going down well ......................

 

[Silly Sausage]

Mine's a diamond as well!
3rd bottle...barsteward, I'm going to have to go down the shop now...

 

[telectrix]

wee shaggie's shot his bolt

and geordie's on the moult

while archie's down at bargain booze

and biff is having a snooze

and poor old tel just feels like hell

but i ain't got nowt to lose.

 

[Geordie Spark]

wee shaggie's shot his bolt

and geordie's on the moult

while archie's down at bargain booze

and biff is having a snooze

and poor old tel just feels like hell

but i ain't got nowt to lose.

The painter's work is all in vain

As the sh*t house poet strikes again !!

 

[shagbite]

I agree with you Archie. Entirely !!


She's FAR too kind to me and I really don't deserve her.

All my life I've been looking for a lass like her - the sort my Mum told me to avoid but I could never find - and now in the autumn of my life I have found her and am as happy as a pig in .... mud.

I tell you what .............. this third bottle of red wine is going down well ......................

and you call ME a soppy tart!

 

[Geordie Spark]

and you call ME a soppy tart!

Aye ............. but I've been drinking .............

 

[Silly Sausage]

wee shaggie's shot his bolt

and geordie's on the moult

while archie's down at bargain booze

and biff is having a snooze

and poor old tel just feels like hell

but i ain't got nowt to lose.

Shut up whinging you ------!
I stopped smoking 15 minutes ago, so don't wind me up for the next few days, weeks, months, years...........

 

[tidyboiler]

Aye ............. but I've been drinking .............

You must feel so proud! :17:


Anyway, you only normally drink when there's a Y in the day...............:wazzzup:

 

[Geordie Spark]

You must feel so proud! :17:


Anyway, you only normally drink when there's a Y in the day...............:wazzzup:

Says the lass who hold her liquor by his ears!!

 

[tidyboiler]

Says the lass who hold her liquor by his ears!!

You say that like it's a problem................. :rofl:

 

[Silly Sausage]

Anyway, you only normally drink when there's a Y in the day...............:wazzzup:

And what's wrong with that, pray tell!!!

 

[Geordie Spark]

You say that like it's a problem................. :rofl:

It could explain why my ears are so bloody sore just now.


Tried to get appointment at the vet's this morning but had no luck.

You know what these receptionists are like !! :32:

 

[telectrix]

only because she knew the vet would have you put down. :drummer: :44:

 

[tidyboiler]

It could explain why my ears are so bloody sore just now.


Tried to get appointment at the vet's this morning but had no luck.

You know what these receptionists are like !! :32:

Well you obviously don't have helpful, pleasant ones in your neck of the woods!!!

 

[Silly Sausage]

These two crack me up, Tidy's watching Coro repeats in one one room, G's in another room next door necking bottles of red.

 

[Geordie Spark]

Well you obviously don't have helpful, pleasant ones in your neck of the woods!!!

No pet.

I wasn't aware there that there is such a thing as a helpful, pleasant doctors receptionist. I thought they were all graduates of the Heinrich Himmler charm school.

 

[tidyboiler]

No pet.

I wasn't aware there that there is such a thing as a helpful, pleasant doctors receptionist. I thought they were all graduates of the Heinrich Himmler charm school.

Well 99% of them are............... but there is always an exception. :lips: