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Silly Sausage

He grabbed me around my slender neck;
I could not call or scream.
He dragged me to his dingy room,
Where we could not be seen.
He tore away my flimsy wrap,
And took upon my form.
I was so cold, damp and scared,
While he was hot and warm.
His fervent lips he pressed to mine,
I gave him every drop.
He drained me of my very self,
I couldn't make him stop.
He made me what I am today;
That's why you find me here.







A broken bottle, thrown away,
That once was full of BEER!
 
tins are for yanks and aussies who prefer the taste of freezing cold to the real taste of bottled or draught beer at 10degrees C.
 
Aha a beer lover eh ! I only drink guinness and the price of the bottled is double nearly, I always drink at room temperature. And I am English. One of the reasons I am not elegible to vote.
 
bottles from supermarket are approx. half the pub price. no wonder pubs are closing down to be demolished and nursing homes built on the site. £600/week to look after a granny and no brewery to rip you off.
 

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