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Mine cannot tell left from right, when I asked her if we were going 50 miles an hour, how far would we be in an hour and she was completely lost.

I gave her a Satnav to help , but she thought that pressing "Home" took her to a menu, so she kept trying to find her way around it.
 
Never knew Gemma Collins was married to an electrician.....

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Mine cannot tell left from right, when I asked her if we were going 50 miles an hour, how far would we be in an hour and she was completely lost.

I gave her a Satnav to help , but she thought that pressing "Home" took her to a menu, so she kept trying to find her way around it.
haha.mine and daughter would not listen to me when there was a traffic allert on the sat.nav. sat.nav gave a detour so she followed it.27 miles. my route was 11 miles, using the tried and trusted paper road map and knowledge of non-motorway roads. hmmm.
 
So it seems that electricians spawn stupid children and marry stupid women......... hmmmmm

Lucky I moved in to the music business and IT........ and can speak Polish.....
 
I bought a glass electric kettle and you can see the bubbles rising off of the bottom when it is coming up to the boil. My wife told me that the kettle is leaking. She could tell by the bubbles coming off of the plate at the bottom. I tried to explain but she was having none of it!
 
My wife is blond, but has brains..... Except for the brain cells that make you marry sensible people... Them are missing...
 
So it seems that electricians spawn stupid children and marry stupid women......... hmmmmm

Lucky I moved in to the music business and IT........ and can speak Polish.....
my other half speaks Polish fluently, but that does not stop her from making stupid comments at times.
 
This thread is bad enough without offensive posts in Polish much more and it will be closed.
 
This thread is bad enough without offensive posts in Polish much more and it will be closed.
The smiles showed it was posted in jest and as a bit of banter but it seems the proletariat deems it offensive and have waved the censorship wand.

First they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a socialist.

Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out— because I was not a trade unionist.

Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—because I was not a Jew.

Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me.
 
  1. Three blondes girls were walking in the woods and came upon tracks. The first one said, "Look, it's deer tracks." The second one said, "No, it's wolf tracks" and before the third one could answer, they got hit by a train.
 
  1. What do you call a really smart blonde? A golden retriever.
  1. What do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up.
 
  1. A blonde crashed a helicopter. A police officer asked her what happened. She says, It got cold so I turned off the fan.
 

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