Builders vans

[needasparks]

I keep seeing builders with 24hr callout on the van.
Do people really wake up at 3am and decide they need an urgent extension.

 

[alarm man]

Do people really wake up at 3am and decide they need an urgent extension.

i have at times.....cough..:winkiss:

 

[alli]

I think you have read it wrong..............keep phoning me every 24 hours and I'll get back to you within 6 weeks:banghead: No,no I'm not bitter:bucktooth:

 

[Strima]

If your wall falls down at three in the morning they'll have it up before breakfast... :lol:

 

[MarkieSparkie]

I though this might give you laugh, I saw this builders van a couple of weeks ago:
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[parker56]

what about vans you see saying ELECTRICAN & PLUMBER do they have a split personality????????????????????

 

[trev]

I saw one t'other day reading Plasterer Electrician and carpet fitter

 

[telectrix]

must have been a 3 seater

 

[Strima]

I saw one t'other day reading Plasterer Electrician and carpet fitter

If my van was to list the jobs I cover at the minute to get some cash coming in I would need a 40 footer...

Shortened to BITCH!!! :lol:

 

[parker56]

acording to her indoors men can't multitask.lol

 

[Strima]

acording to her indoors men can't multitask.lol

Boobies, proof that men can concentrate on two things at once.

 

[parker56]

I saw one t'other day reading Plasterer Electrician and carpet fitter

Thats clever because when he drives a nail through the cable( plaster board/carpet grip)he knows just the man for the job.lol​

 

[parker56]

Thanks strima just told her indoors your reply and got a good slap.

 

[Strima]

Thanks strima just told her indoors your reply and got a good slap.

I aim to please... :lol: Told my missus that and she laughed, then flashed them, oh how I did concentrate...

 

[Geordie Spark]

I aim to please... :lol: Told my missus that and she laughed, then flashed them, oh how I did concentrate...

Isn't God wonderful ? He gave men two hands, gave women two boobies and put them in just the right place !!!

 

[Adam W]

I saw one t'other day reading Plasterer Electrician and carpet fitter

A plasterer, an electrician and a carpet fitter were sitting in a van...

I used to work for a couple of guys called Doherty and McGregor; being English I thought the 3 of us being in the same place was the start of a joke.
It turns out it was the company which was a joke. They're not trading any more.
Funnily enough they rented an office above a carpet showroom.

I'm not bitter about it.

 

[kung]

:bucktooth:

 

[parker56]

Isn't God wonderful ? He gave men two hands, gave women two boobies and put them in just the right place !!!

Cup hands here comes cadburys.lol

 

[trev]

I keep seeing builders with 24hr callout on the van.
Do people really wake up at 3am and decide they need an urgent extension.

I've woken up at 3AM needing something doing urgently to my extension

 

[telectrix]

I've woken up at 3AM needing something doing urgently to my extension

haven't we all?