can anyone tell me this mans purpose?

[elsparko]

i cant be the only one who thinks he has ruined panel shows with his asda own brand christmas cracker jokes, if someone knows this man, tell him i want to fight him

 

[Dazza1976]

Lol, I’m with you there mate, tried to give him a chance on many an occasion, but just find the bloke completely unfunny ! I’m sure there are some people who love him though !

 

[elsparko]

Lol, I’m with you there mate, tried to give him a chance on many an occasion, but just find the bloke completely unfunny ! I’m sure there are some people who love him though !

mock the week is practically ruined with him in every episode, ive never felt so much rage against a "comedian"

i feel actual comedians take pity on his terrible act, 50% of which is his hair and a floral shirt

comedy is a broad spectrum but i doubt this guy has many fans under the age of 70

i would knock him out if i seen him, and im not sure id stop hitting him, how bad is that LOL

 

[Spoon]

Nice to see the christmas spirit is still with us....

 

[elsparko]

Nice to see the christmas spirit is still with us....

love thy neighbour and all that

 

[Strima]

Just one question, who is he?

 

[Spoon]

Just one question, who is he?

Forgot his name but as @elsparko has mentioned, I've seen him on Mock The Week.

 

[elsparko]

Just one question, who is he?

he is a lucky man for staying out of my vicinity, his name is milton jones , he appears to get all his material from 20 year old joke books

my real frustration lies with the fact that he is booked so much when he is terrible, there are far superior comics that should be in his place

i hate him

 

[Spoon]

he is a lucky man for staying out of my vicinity, his name is milton jones , he appears to get all his material from 20 year old joke books

my real frustration lies with the fact that he is booked so much when he is terrible, there are far superior comics that should be in his place

i hate him

Don't sit on the fence mate.... Say what you mean....

 

[elsparko]

 

[elsparko]

Don't sit on the fence mate.... Say what you mean....

i would like to hold his windpipe between my finger and thumb till he promises never ever ever ever to appear on telly again, ruining another of my evenings viewings

 

[Spoon]

i would like to hold his windpipe between my finger and thumb till he promises never ever ever ever to appear on telly again, ruining another of my evenings viewings

 

[elsparko]

milton jones obviously is fingerblasting all the male booking reps, how else would he get booked so much

 

[The Ghost]

Yeh I know Jonesy good mate actually. Said he's up your way on a tour and come and see him, he's up for kicking your arse apparently! I've known grown men bite their own heads off rather than mix it with him, best of luck mate you might want a new avatar after your meeting.

 

[Leesparkykent]

This thread has cracked me up

 

[elsparko]

Yeh I know Jonesy good mate actually. Said he's up your way on a tour and come and see him, he's up for kicking your arse apparently! I've known grown men bite their own heads off rather than mix it with him, best of luck mate you might want a new avatar after your meeting.

i wish you were serious

i would love nothing more than a square off with the big jonesy, the rage i feel when i see him sitting on a panel show is unreal

i would pay for his funeral/grave if hes willing to take it 20/30 years earlier than anticipated

 

[elsparko]

Leaked image of milton jones finger after his first appearance on the bbc

 

[The Ghost]

I can see your a man who takes his television seriously, seriously? I'm not going to ask how you got your finger like that, I might not like the answer. Euuuwwww. Just tell me that is not KY on the end of it all purleez.

 

[elsparko]

I can see your a man who takes his television seriously, seriously?

i guess you could say that, im slightly annoyed that ian beale keeps getting loaned money to run businesses into the ground, but thats another matter

 

[elsparko]

I can see your a man who takes his television seriously, seriously? I'm not going to ask how you got your finger like that, I might not like the answer. Euuuwwww. Just tell me that is not KY on the end of it all purleez.

its from google lol, im not that fat :O