can you remmember you did a job

[buzzlightyear]

a customer rings me up on holiday .you did a job 18months ago,
what was the job .now I did not have me diary to hand at the time .
he said you wiring sockets to me garage .me was think not me .I cant remember yesterday never mind 2 years ago .
are you sure .I cant do any thing you will have to wait until I get back .
customer says does not matter I will get some body else .
two weeks pass .same customer are you back .yes .can you do the job .
yes but no right now .,customer asking have you got black hair .now think .
it was not me .has I have ginger hair .not .
I said to the customer text me your details and will look through the diary it was not me .so now waiting for the customer to send the details by pidgin.
so this customer must now be think who was it .

 

[Rodders099]

This is still a better love story than Twilight!

 

[telectrix]

OMG. bugger me. there is intelligent life in Llandudno. i thought it was full of coffin dodgers spending their kids'inheritance on crumbling hotels. .

 

[GMES]

This is still a better love story than Twilight!

OMG. bugger me. there is intelligent life in Llandudno. i thought it was full of coffin dodgers spending their kids'inheritance on crumbling hotels. .

Are you two actually trying to tell me you undesrtood what that said.
I presumed he had been sat on his hands for 10 minutes before he attempted to start typing

 

[Rodders099]

I got the jist of the story.....

 

[telectrix]

my post was supposed to be in another thread. how it got here is beyond my limited brain power.

 

[buzzlightyear]

I'm still trying to type with a bamboo stick GMES,LOL.

 

[Rodders099]

Try using a keyboard

 

[telectrix]

bamboo stick???? more like a cricket bat.

 

[buzzlightyear]

Try using a keyboard

I will try next time with bongo drum .see if that help .

 

[Fitzy]

I thought you was typing with boxing gloves on.

 

[ipf]

Don't blame buzz...….he often forgets to take his steamed up goggles off..

 

[GMES]

I thought you was typing with boxing gloves on.

I actually thought he was typing while boxing

 

[Baddegg]

I must’ve been here to long now as I understood the whole thing!

 

[Rpa07]

Did Buzz say he had ginger hair?

 

[Baddegg]

Yep, in jest though if I’ve translated properly...

 

[MFS Electrical]

Don't blame buzz...….he often forgets to take his steamed up goggles off..

Did Buzz say he had ginger hair?

Aye he is a Ging-er apparently well I think that’s what he said either that or the customer is a Ging-er I don’t know still a little confused

 

[Squid]

my post was supposed to be in another thread. how it got here is beyond my limited brain power.

Not commenting as I'll be banned again......... ;o))))

 

[PEG]

Leave him alone...with patience,some assistance and certain adaptations,they can live full,meaningful lives,and have brought much to teach us...

Indeed,my own Great Aunt had a hint of auburn

 

[markc123]

This. Hurts. My. Eyeballs.

Buzz, this weekend, please get absolutley hammered and come on the forum and try and type. I have a hilarious vision in my mind of you living in a parallel universe and once you’re smashed you turn into William Shakespeare

... That or you start typing in hieroglyphics.