Closing down my business

[Spoon]

ANA stacking shelves in Tesco's ;o)))))

Nothing wrong with stacking shelves.. It pays.. You get discount and the price of food is going up quick... If our place goes under I would have no problem doing it.
I bet they are more respected by the public than us electricians, who are all cowboys cause we charge too much for fixing a socket...

 

[Midwest]

ANA stacking shelves in Tesco's ;o)))))

Get your phrases right, its Aka not Ana. Just googled that and its some sex film, typical of where you mind meanders

I wouldn't been seen dead in Tesco's, only to buy me cheap plonk; Waitrose & Partners is more my social standing.

And I ain't stacking no ones shelves, less its the paint cupboard.

 

[buzzlightyear]

Maintenance operative in a local business

pick up s88t from dog walkers .

 

[buzzlightyear]

Maintenance operative in a local business

go on man get it of you chest .

 

[Spoon]

pick up s88t from dog walkers .

I was thinking of inventing a machine to do that....
The idea was to put a small solar powered vacuum cleaner on the dogs back. This had its hose strapped near the dogs bum. The vacuum cleaner was activated via a mercury switch, so when the dog squats down to dump, it switches on...

 

[buzzlightyear]

I was thinking of inventing a machine to do that....
The idea was to put a small solar powered vacuum cleaner on the dogs back. This had its hose strapped near the dogs bum. The vacuum cleaner was activated via a mercury switch, so when the dog squats down to dump, it switches on...

now I thought about the idea is to strap a plastic bag on it --- .and calling it a bum bag.

 

[Spoon]

now I thought about the idea is to strap a plastic bag on it --- .and calling it a bum bag.

People are into their gadgets... Your idea is just too simple where as mine is a 'must have' item of you own a dog.
Mine can be expanded..... So when you get home, you take the vacuum cleaner off the dog, plonk it in the middle of your garden and then press a switch. After 10 seconds the vacuum cleaner sprays the collected poo in all directions, a bit like a claymore mine going off, and it fertilises your garden..

 

[telectrix]

what if, like me, your idea of a garden is green tarmac?

 

[Midwest]

pick up s88t from dog walkers .

Nope failed the interview for that one. Was grave digger as well. Shame would of been good job.

 

[Midwest]

go on man get it of you chest .

MO in Care Home. Wonder if they'll let me out at night

 

[Squid]

what if, like me, your idea of a garden is being in someone else's as you jemmy the patio doors?

;o))))))

 

[telectrix]

;o))))))

DUPA.

 

[Spoon]

what if, like me, your idea of a garden is green tarmac?

Ok, I'll add a selector switch. Position 1 for 'Claymore' and position 2 for 'Mortar'. The latter is pretty much self explanatory. It just launches the poo in a given direction/trajectory.

 

[Squid]

I know why Midwest is shutting down his business, anyone buying the van should get it checked over.......

 

[Dave OCD]

Ok, I'll add a selector switch. Position 1 for 'Claymore' and position 2 for 'Mortar'. The latter is pretty much self explanatory. It just launches the poo in a given direction/trajectory.

This idea will never take off - unless it has an app where the idiots I see daily can control it from their smartarse phone.

 

[7029 dave]

All the best in what you do next, if anything Middy.

 

[Midwest]

I know why Midwest is shutting down his business, anyone buying the van should get it checked over.......

Do you think those two were having a little race, due to the fact the one with the dash cam never stopped

 

[Midwest]

All the best in what you do next, if anything Middy.

Hmmm, gone from 6hrs a day four days a week, to 8hrs a day five days a week. Still least I can stop with coffee & lunch, and top up me pension.

 

[Squid]

So from 24 hours per week to 40 hours per week.............. hmmmmm

 

[Midwest]

So from 24 hours per week to 40 hours per week.............. hmmmmm

Yeah but the moneys better (ish), and I won't be spending my time in hot, itchy loft spaces, paying some scam £5oo a year & pretending I'm still working, when the missus comes home early from her job.