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Competition no 2

Discussion in 'Electrical Forum' started by GMES, Jan 10, 2017.

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  1. GMES
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    GMES Chief Gorilla Staff Member Trusted Advisor

    Ok Guy's , following on from Sintra's spot the ball, this is competition number 2.
    So this is nothing Technical and there is no right or wrong answer, it's simply a little bit of fun with a prize.

    1st prize - £ 20.00 Amazon gift card
    2nd prize - £ 10.00 halfords voucher

    Below is an image ( you just knew what it would involve :rolleyes: ) and all I am looking for is the Best caption to go with it, There isn't a minimum or maximum amount of words, but I guess less is more usually.

    The rules are simple;
    1- no swearing
    2- keep it clean ( please )
    3- one guess per member
    4- No members of staff or Forum sponsors allowed to enter this or any other competitions

    I will let it run from now until Friday 20th January, which should give everyone a chance to log in and have a go.
    Once it's closed the staff will choose their favourite one and award the first prize, then choose a runner up for 2nd prize.
    So get your thinking caps on and have fun.

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  2. telectrix
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    telectrix Scouser and Proud of It Trusted Advisor

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    You Scratch My Back, I'll Scratch Your's.
     
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  3. Barry White
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    Barry White Guest

    This is how you peel a banana son.
    one skin
    two skin
    three skin
    four skin
     
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  4. Wilko
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    Wilko Electrician's Arms

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    Wilko Electrics
    Was that you Son?
     
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  5. bj the dj
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    bj the dj EF Member

    we better go an fit the bath now
     
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  6. bj the dj
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    bj the dj EF Member

    well they look like most of the plumber I know
     
  7. Dave OCD
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    Dave OCD Electrician's Arms

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    Hendry Electrical Services
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  8. 7029 dave
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    7029 dave Trusted Advisor

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    Don't look at me.
     
  9. stantheman
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    stantheman Regular EF Member

    I wish you'd stop talking behind my back!
     
  10. hightower
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    hightower Electrician's Arms

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    Durham
    'That's right son, if you want to be a hairy, knuckle dragging plumber like me, this is how you sniffy the old fart's knickers'

    (Hope that's still clean enough)
     
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  11. PEG
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    PEG Trusted Advisor

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    simian symmetry
     
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  12. Joshua
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    Joshua Steel Electrical Contractors Electrician's Arms

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    Steel Electrical Contractors
    Do you think theses humans have realised we're naked yet?
     
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  13. Last plumber
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    Last plumber Electrician's Arms

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    I AM NOT SPEAKING TO YOU COS YOU ARE A PLUMBER AND YOU TOUCHED MY WIRE !
     
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  14. rolyberkin
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    rolyberkin Electrician's Arms

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    “Always two there are, no more, no less. A Master and an apprentice.” — Yoda
     
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  15. BritHome_COM
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    BritHome_COM New EF Member

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    What is the son but an extension of the father?
     
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  16. Pete999
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    Top Poster Of Month

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    When I grow up will I have a lump on my neck like yours Dad?
     
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  17. westward10
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    westward10 In echoed steps I walk across an empty dream. Electrician's Arms

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    Pretty good this velcro stuff dad.
     
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  18. DPG
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    DPG Electrician's Arms

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    This banana smells funny.
     
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  19. GMES
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    GMES Chief Gorilla Staff Member Trusted Advisor

    Bump******
    Come on Guy's we've only had 16 answers, there is a week left so I would hope to see a fair few more answers to win a free prize.
     
  20. Wilko
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    Wilko Electrician's Arms

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    Wilko Electrics
    Dad, what's this about an apple not falling far from a tree?
     
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  21. Richard Burns
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    Male style: father / son “quality time” at lunch.
     
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  22. westward10
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    westward10 In echoed steps I walk across an empty dream. Electrician's Arms

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    Can I have another go?
    Dad are you sure we eat the outside skin and not the nice stuff in the middle.
     
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  23. happyhippydad
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    happyhippydad Member Electrician's Arms

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    "Well I'm not speaking to you either!"
     
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  24. telectrix
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    telectrix Scouser and Proud of It Trusted Advisor

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    OK, Dad. Now we've finished eating Attemborough, what's for afters?
     
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  25. R G
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    R G Guest

    Son , were both in trouble if your mum catches us with the bananas , you watch out one way and I watch out the other ..
     
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  26. egg67
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    egg67 Electrician's Arms

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    A1 that's the answer
    Who said that
     
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  27. ian.settle1
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    ian.settle1 Trusted Advisor

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    Donald Trump prepares himself for his inaugeration
     
  28. stantheman
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    stantheman Regular EF Member

    Son, I don't think you've quite got the hang of this 'hide and seek' lark!
     
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  29. uksrevivor
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    uksrevivor Trainee Access

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    You have done something to this banana aint you son i can hear you giggling and it smells funny
     
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  30. Paul_Williams
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    Paul_Williams EF Member

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    Dad: "Well son, the plasterer over here has done nothing since we sat down for our elevenses, how's the plumber getting on over there?"
    Son: "Come on Dad, since when do plumbers ever do more than a plasterer!?"
    Dad: "Heh, heh, very true son, you're learning quick. Not bad for your second day."
    Son: "Thanks Dad, can we have lunch now? After all the big hand and little hand are both pointing straight up."
     
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  31. smithy
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    smithy EF Member

    The month of January in the Hairy Bikers 2017 Calendar leaves a lot to be desired!
     
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  32. Pat H
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    Pat H Don't ask, get an Electrician in.

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    Sparks of Intelligence
    Neither the plumber or his young mate where prepared to admit they'd plumbed the water mains into the gas feed.
    But the cooker did look pretty when the gas hob was turned on.
     
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  33. kropaske
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    kropaske Active EF Member

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    Dad, why are those humans looking at us like that?
    They are just jealous because we are better looking...
     
  34. GMES
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    GMES Chief Gorilla Staff Member Trusted Advisor

    Right guys, the competition is now closed so no more entries please, A winner will be announced once we have chosen a winning caption.
    Thanks to all that entered.
     
  35. GMES
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    GMES Chief Gorilla Staff Member Trusted Advisor

    Right chaps we have chosen the winners, it wasn't easy as there were some great captions to choose from.
    I just want to say thanks to all of you who entered and also to the rest of the staff for choosing the 1st and 2nd prize winners, so without further ado, here goes.

    1st prize goes to @westward10@westward10 for post #17 £ 20.00 Amazon gift card
    2nd prize goes to @stantheman@stantheman for post#28 £ 10.00 Halfords voucher

    If you could both pm me your full names and addresses, I will arrange to get the prizes sent out.

    Thanks again guys.
     
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  36. Last plumber
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    Last plumber Electrician's Arms

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    Well done the pair of you !
     
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  37. Rpa07
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    Rpa07 2000 posts - only 46379 behind Telectrix! Electrician's Arms

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    I've only just found this competition but I think I've enjoyed it more @GMES@GMES. Some funny ones in there. Who said Electricians aren't funny - no one that's who!
     
  38. happyhippydad
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    happyhippydad Member Electrician's Arms

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    Ha, just got the velcro one... took me a while! Very funny :)
     

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