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Just seen this and I thought I'd give it a bash.. (No funny comments)
But being shy I was wondering what to chat about.. I really like comp games so I thought of asking:
When you are playing '7 Days to Die' do you prefer exploding the zombies heads with a baseball bat or using the shotgun???
I'm sure every women would love my question.
Any thoughts?
 
Neve know anna might have been Andy in a past life. You can talk about whether you prefer to pee sitting or standing up. On a serious note my mate worked in ukraine in security. He met a ukrainian girl and she is great. They have been married 4 years now and have a baby. They arent all money grabbers and con artists.
 
One of my female mates pee's standing up sometimes.. OK she uses one of them pee gadgets for when she is watching concerts. Forgot the name of them..
 
Dear @Spoon, as an experienced man of the world I would advise you that the line of questioning you are putting forward is not the best approach. Try something simpler like "Get your coat girl, you've just pulled" or "D'ye fancy a (insert preferred word)" This has the benefit of no time wasted and sorts out the time wasters from the genuinely romantic types.
 
Dear @Spoon, as an experienced man of the world I would advise you that the line of questioning you are putting forward is not the best approach. Try something simpler like "Get your coat girl, you've just pulled" or "D'ye fancy a (insert preferred word)" This has the benefit of no time wasted and sorts out the time wasters from the genuinely romantic types.

How will "D'ye fancy a Wago terminal box" work???
 
There is a story about a very shy guy who lived next door to a very pretty girl. Both of their houses had the toilet at the bottom of the garden, and every morning he would see the girl, but couldn't bring himself to speak to her. He asked hus best mate for some advice, and he said just to pass the time of day, say hello, wish her good
morning. So the next morning he plucked up his courage.
"Good morning" he said.
" Oh, good morning" came the reply.
"It's a lovely morning isn't it?" he said.
"Yes, it certainly is" she said.
Unfortunately, that was all he could think of. Panicing, he blurted out the first thing that came to his mind.
"Did you have a good sh.. then?"
Well I thought it was funny.
 
Do I drop my pants while saying it, so she get the message, or is that to subtle...
I could always whip him out and make a propeller movement with it, while singing 'Oh Danny Boy'
 

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