Electrician Jobs electrical drawings wiring diagrams for 3 bedroom bungalow thanks

[KEV 1 N]

Someone on here is very insulting...I would ask a mod to close this thread, please.

No no no it’s just getting started !!

 

[Starjack]

Someone on here is very insulting...I would ask a mod to close this thread, please.

Why!!!
Just cause you're offended. Yet another snowflake, there's enough of them we don't need anymore.

 

[Starjack]

As you’re a new member on here, the first lot of your posts ARE mostly insults!.......great first impression!

Thank you Kev I N
I like the whole Will I am vibe you're trying to achieve, not very original but 5/10 for effort.

 

[SparkyChick]

Guys, wind your necks in a bit. I'm all for a bit of banter and a good laugh but there's banter and then there's abuse.

You have all been warned.

 

[buzzlightyear]

Guys, wind your necks in a bit. I'm all for a bit of banter and a good laugh but there's banter and then there's abuse.

their is a lot of peaple throwing their dummies out of the prams ,lm not one of them i suck on mine , but i will throw me socks out instead.

 

[Strima]

I’m back with popcorn, what did I miss?

 

[buzzlightyear]

’m back with popcorn

ping.

 

[KEV 1 N]

Thank you Kev I N
I like the whole Will I am vibe you're trying to achieve, not very original but 5/10 for effort.

Will I am? Who’s he? Anyway it’s a 1 not an I

 

[KEV 1 N]

Thank you Kev I N
I like the whole Will I am vibe you're trying to achieve, not very original but 5/10 for effort.

Will I am......is this who you mean?

 

[streamer]

Will I am......is this who you mean?

That is Will one is, not Will I Am.

 

[streamer]

I pinched that joke from Graham Norton, can't claim it as my own!

 

[Midwest]

Make sure he is Niceic Approved though, as that's what makes them better than regular electricians.

I gave you a funny, 'cos I thought you were joking.

 

[Eckaslike]

50 years in the trade and have never seen a domestic wiring diagram.

 

[Midwest]

Thats the dumbest thing I’ve heard in a long time Jackass.

That post got more differing reactions than Trumps Wall proposal. Aren't you meant to be defusing things. Just saying (I'm not Murdoch in disguise).

 

[Midwest]

 

[Flanders]

50 years in the trade and have never seen a domestic wiring diagram.

That what I said in post 10 ☺ thought it was just me , not quite been in the trade 50 years yet though. Not done many domestic but the only drawing i have work to is where to put the accessories in the kitchen , think the rest is common sense as for a wiring diagram, if you need one for wiring a house, you should not be wiring a house.

 

[DefyG]

Architects (and householders) sometimes produce a 'line' diagram (which is what the OP is probably after) but which may not bear any resemblance to a proper wiring diagram, or an 'as installed' installation.
Something the OP could easily do himself by getting a blank plan and using symbols from OSG with coloured crayons!

 

[ipf]

I pinched that joke from Graham Norton, can't claim it as my own!

Anyone who fancies pinching Graham Norton can stay away from me.
Must admit' though, even he might have a giggle reading all this thread of carp..... or should that be a wiggle?

 

[pirate]

Oh, ok! I actually like this thread now!
More than 1 of you have stated the bleedin' obvious...there is no such thing as a wiring digram for a 3 bed bungalow...or a 2 bed flat, or a 7 bed detached house...yes, there may be suggestions as to what is the minimum requirement for each type of house, but there is so much more to it than that.
Wiring by numbers?
I don't think so!
You need to know what the client wants, then design it.
If you think there's a blueprint, should you be doing it at all?

 

[Generator]

i jsut wanted to be sure and im a competence domestic installer this what i have is showing on my id and also i have 4 weeks on mach to finish my qualification 17th but im aloso self-employed builder and i would like to do this work if your interested to do thats how much

I think you need a course on punctuation first - I couldn't repeat that lot in one breath - let alone understand it ! What does 'mach' mean? (speed if sound?). You need to qualify on the 18th edition now!
What does 'would like to do this work if your interested to do thats how much' mean ??
When you are writing, try to stick to short individual sentences.

hi.yes this what im going to im very good on electrical work just need bit help and i dont mine paying someone to do proper drowning wiring diagrams thanks for ur
reply

How do you know you're 'very good on electrical work' ? - and what's a 'proper drowning wiring diagram' ?

As said previously, there's no such thing as a standard wiring diagram for a house - first you consult the customer on what they want and where. For the average bungalow you probably want 1 or 2 RFCs for power, 1 circuit for lights, one cooker radial, plus extras for such as a boiler, a water heater, a shower, alarm system etc.
When you've worked that out you could draw a line diagram, just to remind you of what you have to do. As diagrams go, that's it.

Are you Part P registered for self certification of electrical work?

"Jack of all trades, master of none" ?