Girlfriends at work and working on a garment,

[Squid]

was that actor/actress miss piggy, or just another overpaid under talented wannabee?

Angelina Jolie so you guessed right.

 

[buzzlightyear]

but turned it DOWN as she doesn't like the person.

corrected that for you ,before the typing police sees it .

 

[Pete999]

corrected that for you ,before the typing police sees it .

Now there's a first Buzz putting someone's spelling right, well spotted Buzz lol

 

[Squid]

corrected that for you ,before the typing police sees it .

Tanks Buzz, u get a Bed Speling tag a diy or so afer you pest but te time limit for edit ting yer post is about 15 minuets soooo ponce u notise is 2 latte. Frak Ing rede columbus.

 

[MFS Electrical]

Tanks Buzz, u get a Bed Speling tag a diy or so afer you pest but te time limit for edit ting yer post is about 15 minuets soooo ponce u notise is 2 latte. Frak Ing rede columbus.

you have Bed Spawling

 

[oracle]

When you put a girlfriend at work, can she work from home or must you have a business address ?

 

[Squid]

When you put a girlfriend at work, can she work from home or must you have a business address ?

 

[oracle]

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Try to keep up Manuel, girls who don't have facial hair...

 

[rapparee]

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Oracle's reference to put his girlfriend to work means that she has to earn money to give back to her owner and master.

Oracle would be one of our more Dickensian members on here.

 

[oracle]

No, I'm Eastern European and I recruit the girls by showing them "Pretty Woman" movie then giving them bus tour of England

 

[MFS Electrical]

Oooohhh the spelling police are out and about

 

[Rpa07]

I think it’s the grammar and punctuation police that are hot on your tail, MFS!

Oooohhh the spelling police are out and about

 

[MFS Electrical]

Oooohhh the spelling police are out and about

I think it’s the grammar and punctuation police that are hot on your tail, MFS!

iN thAt, cASe, i sHall. make. it EaSY for them grammar and punctuation may, perhaps, not be my strong point.

 

[oracle]

Oooohhh the spelling police are out and about

iN thAt, cASe, i sHall. make. it EaSY for them grammar and punctuation may, perhaps, not be my strong point.

Punctuation. The difference between knowing your sht and knowing you're sht.

 

[MFS Electrical]

Punctuation. The difference between knowing your **** and knowing you're ****.

I may need some, how you say, guidance on this matter as your post is very vague. I am intrigued, dear sir.

 

[oracle]

I may need some, how you say, guidance on this matter as your post is very vague. I am intrigued, dear sir.

Let's start with spelling. Differences in British and American spelling. ... The main difference is that British English keeps the spelling of words it has absorbed from other languages, mainly French and German. Whilst American English spellings are based mostly on how the word sounds when it is spoken.

Are you still with me?

 

[MFS Electrical]

Let's start with spelling. Differences in British and American spelling. ... The main difference is that British English keeps the spelling of words it has absorbed from other languages, mainly French and German. Whilst American English spellings are based mostly on how the word sounds when it is spoken.

Are you still with me?

I am listening intently, since you are the ever revered oracle.

 

[Squid]

No, I'm Eastern European and I recruit the girls by showing them "Pretty Woman" movie then giving them bus tour of England

Where from in Eastern Europe?

 

[oracle]

I am listening intently, since you are the ever revered oracle.

When people talk about British English, they usually think of a standard form of British English called the Queen's English. (although strictly speaking, she's actually German)

Still with me on this? As a bloody Immigrant I have to study "Life in the UK" but they seem to leave out knife crime, football hooliganism and binge drinking. It's a steep learning curve.

 

[MFS Electrical]

Who you calling ignorant.
An immigrant you say? Where are you from? And what made you decide that you’d like to come to the UK