Go on admit white van owners, you watching the Royal Wedding?

[telectrix]

i think there needs to be a load more royal weddings on the telly. roads are a pleasure to drive on today. all the cretins that clog the roads on their way to the retail parks and shopping malls, returning later having bought diidly squatt, are sitting on their arses watching it.

 

[elsparko]

prince harry is angry

 

[Midwest]

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Looks like you've put a bit of weight on elsparko; too many fried Mars bars perhaps?

 

[elsparko]

Looks like you've put a bit of weight on elsparko; too many fried Mars bars perhaps?

prince harry after just a few hours of marriage to a yank

 

[littlespark]

No one in the royal family has ever said; "You know what, I don't want a big do. Cant we just get married in a registry office?"

And that Rolls Royce wasn't half motoring along the road. Isn't there a speed limit in the park?

I'm not a staunch Royalist, or anti-monarchy for that matter, but Britains tourist industry would go down the toilet if we didn't have them.

I've got a red van.
Like postman pats. Even got a black cat tied to the grill



A toy one

 

[andyb]

I'm not a staunch Royalist, or anti-monarchy for that matter, but Britains tourist industry would go down the toilet if we didn't have them.

That's for sure, that's why France and Italy have absolutely no tourists whatsoever.

 

[Andy78]

Well I got away with it all day but the missus is watching the highlights now.
Plenty of bits shown in the church, but I bet we don't get to see them dancing at the disco later on, smashed on shots and puking round the back of the marquee, while Philip lets slip some racist remarks after a sherry too many and starts a fight with some guy who has also had a skinful, and someone tries to sober themselves up by eating all the iceland chicken dippers off the buffet, and at least 12 guests go missing for 3 hours while a mini cocaine party happens in a hotel room, and someone's toddler has a full on meltdown tantrum in the middle of the dancefloor whilst both parents have a drunken argument about how best to deal with it.

I mean, come on they're just like the rest of us right ? Can't be all caviar and synchronised ballroom dancing with polite chit chat surely ?

 

[pirate]

Imissed the whole thing. I was on a plane. I didn't even know the weddings was on today until I spied a bit in my local Spanish newspaper just before boarding.
Last royal wedding I went to my workshop under the house, while my wife and some friends watched the TV in the room above. What fun I had, occasionally pulling the coax junction apart for a few seconds...
the howls of despair from above!

(Ok. it's an F connector!)

 

[elsparko]

No one in the royal family has ever said; "You know what, I don't want a big do. Cant we just get married in a registry office?"

And that Rolls Royce wasn't half motoring along the road. Isn't there a speed limit in the park?

I'm not a staunch Royalist, or anti-monarchy for that matter, but Britains tourist industry would go down the toilet if we didn't have them.

I've got a red van.
Like postman pats. Even got a black cat tied to the grill



A toy one

nobody ever gets to meet the royals when they visit, so just kick them out and sell tickets for visitors to their many castles and palaces, sell canada to america, sell australia to china and were quids in

 

[elsparko]

Well I got away with it all day but the missus is watching the highlights now.
Plenty of bits shown in the church, but I bet we don't get to see them dancing at the disco later on, smashed on shots and puking round the back of the marquee, while Philip lets slip some racist remarks after a sherry too many and starts a fight with some guy who has also had a skinful, and someone tries to sober themselves up by eating all the iceland chicken dippers off the buffet, and at least 12 guests go missing for 3 hours while a mini cocaine party happens in a hotel room, and someone's toddler has a full on meltdown tantrum in the middle of the dancefloor whilst both parents have a drunken argument about how best to deal with it.

I mean, come on they're just like the rest of us right ? Can't be all caviar and synchronised ballroom dancing with polite chit chat surely ?

once a few drinks are in , maybe harry will mention to his new wife why his mother cannot be there

 

[elsparko]

dont give me the dumb, i didnt kill her LOL

 

[Midwest]

No one in the royal family has ever said; "You know what, I don't want a big do. Cant we just get married in a registry office?"

Charles, Charlie, Charles did

 

[Midwest]

once a few drinks are in , maybe harry will mention to his new wife why his mother cannot be there

I've just leaked your post on Mumsnet, Netmums & The Lady. Your days are numbered, suggest you get protection.

 

[elsparko]

I've just leaked your post on Mumsnet, Netmums & The Lady. Your days are numbered, suggest you get protection.

ill just jump in my little white fiat and hide out in a tunnel in paris

 

[Des 56]

I have always been derided by my fellow lifelong socialists for accepting the institution of a Royal family

Despite it being a privileged institution,it was always my preferred option rather than some "burnt out" ex politician like Blair or Thatcher sitting as some sort of sickening and embarrassing geriatric president

That attitude of mine was despite the previous royals not being good at flying helicopters, rescuing people in dire circumstances and saving lives in the process
Maybe serving as a soldier with the courage required in a crazy war zone like Afghanistan, later using the fame to make a better life for his fellow soldiers who may have been injured maimed and then forgotten and thrown aside by the country that used them

The latest royals to inherit the institution are a credit to themselves the institution they are inheriting and to the country as a whole
I was glad the day went well for the wedding and wish the couple well
Diana may have lived and died in tragic and strange circumstances but what fine sons she left behind

 

[Midwest]

I'm either way

The previous generations of Royal Family, apart from Madge & Steady Eddie, I wouldn't give the time of day to. How these two young men will pan out, is any ones guess. Early days yet.

 

[Squid]

My Mum was a Royalist, she looked at the UK as a country that gave her and her family a new start in life, 4 years she served in the PAF/RAF my Father 5 years war time in the MN.

 

[Midwest]

My Mum was a Royalist, she looked at the UK as a country that gave her and her family a new start in life, 4 years she served in the PAF/RAF my Father 5 years war time in the MN.

Don't know if George VI, had much to do with that?

 

[Kamikaze]

I’m liking the electric jag that has infiltrated the royal household. I need one!!!

HELLO! Canada Magazine on Instagram: “JUST MARRIED. Tap the #linkinbio for the deets on the #royalwedding reception Video: @kensingtonroyal” - https://www.instagram.com/p/Bi-EWlRFi-c/?utm_source=ig_embed

 

[elsparko]

I’m liking the electric jag that has infiltrated the royal household. I need one!!!

HELLO! Canada Magazine on Instagram: “JUST MARRIED. Tap the #linkinbio for the deets on the #royalwedding reception Video: @kensingtonroyal” - https://www.instagram.com/p/Bi-EWlRFi-c/?utm_source=ig_embed

electric jag, what next a mouse powered ferrari?