How hungry have you been at work????????????????????/

[Sintra]

12th photo along on the bottom is his wife.........

@GMES sent me that showing what he looked like when he was younger.

 

[Sintra]

What, with no shrooms - what were you thinking?

Shrooms don’t travel well from Northern Ireland so had to do without

 

[Squid]

Shrooms don’t travel well from Northern Ireland so had to do without

But the Mary J did I bet........

 

[Squid]

Yes well we often hear your streets are paved with gold.

More like chewing gum, dog rubbish, dog ends and rough sleeping Romanian gypsies with a 3 legged dog......

 

[PEG]

More like chewing gum, dog rubbish, dog ends and rough sleeping Romanian gypsies with a 3 legged dog......

You forgot crusty jugglers

 

[PEG]

On a weekend job I didn't have time for a full English breakfast cause the foremans a swine,So I got on the phone and I authorised them to send me some Holland meat pies.

Those Holland meat pies, the kind that I like, are coming to me on the back of a bike. In a minute or two Deliveroo will be here with my Holland meat pies.

The pies were long overdue so I called back and said, sir why are my pies not here yet. He said your pies were delivered 30 minutes ago. Then the foreman said, will all those waiting for a pie delivery report to the site office across the street. The boss said your pies were here on the desk. Only the plumber has been in and he says he hasn't seen them.

I felt a deep down hunger inside as I knew wetpants was so full of lies. Then straight away I realised he had eaten my Holland meat pies.

Now out on the site they all speculate what's happened to wetpants cause he's in a state. But to those in the know it is no surprise that he's wearing two ebony eyes.

....Now then,my friend...but not for my bride,but my beautiful prize,my wonderful Holland meat pies

I am cursed with knowing the words to nearly all of that man's songs....sung a few at a Gypsy wake.

Run them through the PC filter now,and not much left but a handful of pronouns and conjunctives

 

[Squid]

You forgot crusty jugglers

Thats the East End with the the jellied eels.....

 

[Risteard]

I keep a small stock of pot noodles on the van for that hungry time - I note that I do need to be hungry as the thought is alway better than the product!

I like Bombay Bad Boy.

 

[littlespark]

I like Bombay Bad Boy.

Is that a flavour of Pot Noodle or your local Indian male prostitute?

 

[Deuce]

All I do when working away is work, drink, eat. I have never denied myself of the latter two long enough to suffer from their absence

Also there is normally some on-site catering or at very least a stocked snack room. Today I went into the welfare cabin to grab a coffee, and came out with 3 kit-kats, a twix and a bag of quavers

 

[Squid]

All I do when working away is work, drink, eat. I have never denied myself of the latter two long enough to suffer from their absence

Also there is normally some on-site catering or at very least a stocked snack room. Today I went into the welfare cabin to grab a coffee, and came out with 3 kit-kats, a twix and a bag of quavers

I suppose you would have fainted if you had seen the hair dryer in the bathroom.......

 

[Deuce]

I suppose you would have fainted if you had seen the hair dryer in the bathroom.......

hair dryers.. not gonna waste anymore hot air on that one

 

[Squid]

hair dryers.. not gonna waste anymore hot air on that one

Electrifying.......

Oh and don't get your hopes up as its not a sublime message to try to chat you up, sorry to "deflate" you bubble.......

 

[Deuce]

Electrifying.......

Oh and don't get your hopes up as its not a sublime message to try to chat you up, sorry to "deflate" you bubble.......

Now you're calling me Bubble?

 

[Squid]

Now you're calling me Bubble?

Well you do squeak when you leave site...... eek eek eek

 

[Toneyz]

All I do when working away is work, drink, eat. I have never denied myself of the latter two long enough to suffer from their absence

Also there is normally some on-site catering or at very least a stocked snack room. Today I went into the welfare cabin to grab a coffee, and came out with 3 kit-kats, a twix and a bag of quavers

Stop nicking other peoples packed launches.

 

[Deuce]

Stop nicking other peoples packed launches.

I've tried paying for my own, but the bottom line is the stolen ones taste just as good. So what's the point?

 

[Squid]

I used to do some work at the Church Commission who where based next to Westminster Abbey the bonus being free parking in the underground car park (meter days so I claimed for the parking on expenses) and the silver service lunch if I got in on time. Damn the food was good.

JP Morgan have a fantastic subsidised restaurant if you are ever in Cnary Wharf.

 

[Deuce]

JP Morgan have a fantastic subsidised restaurant if you are ever in Cnary Wharf.

Is that one of those restaurants that in between serving the staff, continues to run for walk in public?

Germany is full of such places. All the big companies subsidise staff meals, and outside of staff dining times, anyone is welcome to come in and enjoy the same. Apparently it's more efficient than stopping/starting the kitchen, makes a small profit on the public and as a bonus means that food is always available on site, so anyone working odd hours knows they don't have to break for lunch exactly on cue.

 

[Squid]

Is that one of those restaurants that in between serving the staff, continues to run for walk in public?

Germany is full of such places. All the big companies subsidise staff meals, and outside of staff dining times, anyone is welcome to come in and enjoy the same. Apparently it's more efficient than stopping/starting the kitchen, makes a small profit on the public and as a bonus means that food is always available on site, so anyone working odd hours knows they don't have to break for lunch exactly on cue.

Yep,

my son loves visiting the offices of Google as they supply their staff with free food all day long and their sushi bar is meant to be amazing.