I don’t have to wrap a single Christmas present after this.

[Rosco]

It’s the wife’s birthday today, so this morning my daughters (3 and 14 months) and I wrapped her presents but we couldn’t find any sellotape..... I’m now banned from any Christmas wrapping.

 

[Des 56]

Are people other than sparks unaware that green/yellow is christmas tape
Perfect job I reckon

 

[Rosco]

Thanks des, it was either g/y or blue and as it was pink paper I didn’t deem that blue would be appropriate

 

[ruston]

Don't know what the problem is ,it's easier to get off than cellotape and you can use the paper again.

 

[telectrix]

Don't know what the problem is ,it's easier to get off than cellotape and you can use the paper again.

and roll up the tape for future use.

p.s. i'd have used self-amalgamating tape. can be re-used on childrens' gobs.

 

[7029 dave]

Cheap skate.

 

[Squid]

Bang goes your sex life if she has the hump......... was it worth it?

 

[Rosco]

Bang goes your sex life if she has the hump......... was it worth it?

Ive got 2 small children so that ship has already sailed for a while anyway But she hasn’t got the hump just laughed called me a prat and said that I’m not allowed to wrap any Christmas presents ....what a shame

 

[telectrix]

next mission is to drop one of her cherished royal doulton plates when washing up. then you will be banned from doing the washing up. simple ways win .

 

[buzzlightyear]

you could have wrapped up a hammer for her .and see what she has to say.

 

[Rosco]

you could have wrapped up a hammer for her .and see what she has to say.

If I did that she wouldn’t say anything it would be me screaming ouch, she’s got a good throw my mrs