i'll start a new topic.a story... i post 1st, then everyone chip in to continue....

[telectrix]

A funny thing happened on the way to the forum today.......

 

[123]

Someone bought a nest thermostat and...

 

[telectrix]

it was invaded by sparrows

 

[buzzlightyear]

and it did not work....

 

[telectrix]

like a DIY shed installation

 

[StephenRowley]

But rather than asking on here

 

[KEV 1 N]

....they asked on the plumbers forum instead....

 

[sparkdog]

And were advised to plumb it in.

 

[Spoon]

I didn't agree with the info on the forum so I threw a wobbler and slagged off everyone...

 

[Rpa07]

and got sent to purgatory commonly know as ‘ElectriciansForum’
There was an old man called Michael Finnagan!. . . .

 

[Wilko]

Who went out to his shed, but couldn't get innagan.

 

[sparkdog]

"Time for bed" said Florence. "Oh bother!" said Dougal. ( For those of us who remember The Magic Roundabout.)

 

[static zap]

Who quickly scoffed some sugar lumps (out of view) passing behind a badly wired shed .

 

[Christopher Bernard]

But it's okay because he used a stick as an earth rod.

 

[Phil Thompson]

And had it signed off by a Electrical Trainee lol

 

[Pete999]

Who belonged to NICEIC, well it said so on his van, but they didn't care, just took His money and ran.

 

[Phil Thompson]

Cos they’re a scam for the suckers.

 

[pirate]

the dirty mother somethings

 

[Christopher Bernard]

And he was Part Pee Pee qualified.

 

[Midwest]

I have this rather nasty sore on my leg, think its been caused by my suspender belt chaffing. Would anybody like to take a peek?