i'll start a new topic.a story... i post 1st, then everyone chip in to continue....

[Pete999]

IW

I have this rather nasty sore on my leg, think its been caused by my suspender belt chaffing. Would anybody like to take a peek?

No thanks I ain't Part Peek qualified

 

[Spoon]

I have this rather nasty sore on my leg, think its been caused by my suspender belt chaffing. Would anybody like to take a peek?

Pics please as everyone would love to see this.

 

[Midwest]

Pics please as everyone would love to see this.

I was expecting SWD to reply first. What pics you want the leg ulcer or stockings?

 

[Midwest]

Here you go;

The ulcer is to graphic to show on a family based forum

 

[pirate]

Sores, is it? Yuk!
There was a young man from Kilbirnie
Who went on a long distant journey
In the far-off Azores
He contracted some sores...
He thought they were boils...
But they wirnae!

 

[Spoon]

I was expecting SWD to reply first. What pics you want the leg ulcer or stockings?

Yes SWD is sicker than me, which is saying something.
Stockings would be cool.

 

[Squid]

Yes SWD is sicker than me, which is saying something.
Stockings would be cool.

I'm normal...........

 

[Pete999]

Sores, is it? Yuk!
There was a young man from Kilbirnie
Who went on a long distant journey
In the far-off Azores
He contracted some sores...
He thought they were boils...
But they wirnae!

There was a Young Lady from Itchen
Was scratching herself in the Kitchen
Her Mother said Rose crabs I suppose
Mother, horlicks get on with your knitting
(or words to that effect)

 

[pirate]

So, anyway, Rose set off for her favourite town, Kincardine

 

[Squid]

but had trouble pronouncing Firth of Forth in Fife so went to London instead......

 

[Spoon]

...so went to London instead......

Cause he was an idiot..

 

[Squid]

Cause he was an idiot..

It was Rose not Russ and Spoon needs to book an appointment with Specsavers

 

[Spoon]

cause he had x-ray eyes.
pluck it out...pluck it out...

 

[pirate]

and went to the London speech therapist...
Q What seems to be the trouble?
A I can't say my "Fs or ths"

Oh well, can't say fairer than that, I suppose...

So off he went to Madman Two Sods

 

[telectrix]

where she met a bloke
who gave her a soak
on the thames river
by god did she shiver
drink pickled her liver
he would not deliver.
so she went off to dry out in Stoke.

 

[pirate]

Where she met a native Stoker
who was a stockbroker
and gave her some clues
on how not to lose
all her money when hanging round loos

 

[telectrix]

but then she got wise,
and made up her eyes
next toilet she went on a cycle
and met up with george michael
thee rest is all about on pies.

 

[Gavin John Hyde]

where upon she came across another strange man doing rude things to apple pies...

 

[pirate]

and doing it badly,
he wasn't, quite sadly,
big enough to sort out Stiffler's mom