Is sex work?

[Bobster]

An RAF Group Captain was about to start the morning briefing to his
staff.

While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, the Group
Captain decided to pose a question to all assembled.

He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and
he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep.

He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how much
of it was "pleasure?"

A Wing Commander chimed in with 75-25% in favour of work.

A Squadron Leader said it was 50-50%.

A Flight Lieutenant responded with 25-75% in favour of pleasure,
depending upon his state of inebriation at the time.

There being no consensus, the Group Captain turned to the Corporal who
was in charge of making the coffee. What was his opinion?

Without any hesitation, the young Corporal responded,

"Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure."

The Group Captain was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why?

"Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me
doing it for them.

" The room fell silent.

God Bless the lower ranks.

 

[Spazz]

Sex is not work unless you gain a wage from it - the rest of the time it costs money.

I always said its cheaper to go to the street corner and get it that way - partners cost both mentally and Financially!

 

[sambotc]

If it is work then it's the easiest 2 minutes i've ever had to do

 

[trev]

Nicholas, I'm sensing some bitterness here

 

[Kiers1970]

I used to love going to work, been on the Dole too long now I think.

 

[Spazz]

Trev if you knew my misses then you would nearly understand.
If you knew part of what I go through everyday then you would nearly understand.
If you knew the s*** im in because of my misses you would nearly understand.
If you know what I lost because of my misses then you would nearly understand.

Only when you understand all 5 then you would fully understand.

Not for discussion of any of the above on here

 

[Geordie Spark]

Trev if you knew my misses then you would nearly understand.
If you knew part of what I go through everyday then you would nearly understand.
If you knew the s*** im in because of my misses you would nearly understand.
If you know what I lost because of my misses then you would nearly understand.

Only when you understand all 5 then you would fully understand.

Not for discussion of any of the above on here

Aye, well ............ ye should've married a Geordie lass .....




........... Then divorced her !!!

 

[Spazz]

Maybe I should of stayed single!

Cheaper and easier!

But saying that I would not have had my 2 children! - she is good for 1 thing!

 

[trev]

I feel for you Nicholas. Even if I can't understand what you're going through