It's a Dogs' Life with 4 characters, not 25.

[telectrix]

If this is a dogs' life, I'll have some of that !

 

[Spoon]

But you'd have to go round smelling peoples arses...

 

[LankyWill]

Tell me about it, I wish I was a four legged sun dog.

 

[Loki]

Mines just been spayed, bet she's not thinking its a dogs life right now lol

 

[telectrix]

but she won't need to worry about getting pregnant . what she's never had, she won't miss.

 

[Spoon]

but she won't need to worry about getting pregnant . what she's never had, she won't miss.

I've never has sex but I somehow miss it...

 

[telectrix]

But you'd have to go round smelling peoples arses...

it's not compulsory.

 

[LankyWill]

Mines just been spayed, bet she's not thinking its a dogs life right now lol

Give her 4 days and she will bounce back like it never happened, just make sure she doesn’t jump about.

 

[Spoon]

it's not compulsory.

Would I have to pee against a post or could I use the toilet... Before anyone says anything, yes, I use the toilet now...

 

[telectrix]

Would I have to pee against a post or could I use the toilet... Before anyone says anything, yes, I use the toilet now...

i used to use the toilet, but old age prevents me cocking my leg up enough.

 

[Spoon]

Just thought of another advantage.... At least you would be flexible enough to lick your own bits, so life is even better...
I can't think of anything else exciting that dogs do. I'm too lazy to play 'Fetch'

 

[telectrix]

Just thought of another advantage.... At least you would be flexible enough to lick your own bits, so life is even better...
I can't think of anything else exciting that dogs do. I'm too lazy to play 'Fetch'

well stoplicking your balls and fetch the ball.