job ad. spelling

[telectrix]

if you thought some of the spelling on the forum was pants.........

Electrician required. XXXXXX Electrical LTD - NEW BIULD SITE ELECTRICIAN'S REQUIRED FOR A SMALL BUT RAPIDLY GROWNING ELECTRICAL CONTRACTORS. WE CURENTLY HAVE VARIOUS DEVELOPMENTS ON THE GO FOR NATIONAL HOUSE BUILDERS AT ALL TIMES, HENSE YOUR EXPERAINCE IS A MUST WITH-IN THIS LINE OF WORK. INCOME WILL BE VARIED AND DEPENDING ON YOUR SKILLS BUT ON AVERAGE YOU SHOULD EARN BETWWEN £500 - £1000 PER WEEK SUBJECT TO YOUR OWN ABILITY TO COMMIMNT AND HARD WORK. THIS IS AN AMBISHUS COMPANY AND GROWING AT A GOOD PACE. AND WE OFFER LONG TERM WORK FOR THE RIGHT PERSON. IMMEDIATE START FOR THE RIGHT PERSON OWN TRANSPORT & TOOL REQUIRED APPLICAION BY EMAIL ONLY DUE TO INUNDATED CALLS IN THE PASSED

 

[Octopus]

wots ronge with that?

 

[telectrix]

my favourite is "AMBISHUS"

 

[Pete999]

His spel ceck must be pants

 

[R G]

Kwite funnie Dat , can't stand sillie spellin mis- steaks ..

 

[Deleted member 9648]

Lol.....probably a dodgy translation from Polish!

 

[ian.settle1]

What is the tool you require?

 

[R G]

if you thought some of the spelling on the forum was pants.........

Electrician required. XXXXXX Electrical LTD - NEW BIULD SITE ELECTRICIAN'S REQUIRED FOR A SMALL BUT RAPIDLY GROWNING ELECTRICAL CONTRACTORS. WE CURENTLY HAVE VARIOUS DEVELOPMENTS ON THE GO FOR NATIONAL HOUSE BUILDERS AT ALL TIMES, HENSE YOUR EXPERAINCE IS A MUST WITH-IN THIS LINE OF WORK. INCOME WILL BE VARIED AND DEPENDING ON YOUR SKILLS BUT ON AVERAGE YOU SHOULD EARN BETWWEN £500 - £1000 PER WEEK SUBJECT TO YOUR OWN ABILITY TO COMMIMNT AND HARD WORK. THIS IS AN AMBISHUS COMPANY AND GROWING AT A GOOD PACE. AND WE OFFER LONG TERM WORK FOR THE RIGHT PERSON. IMMEDIATE START FOR THE RIGHT PERSON OWN TRANSPORT & TOOL REQUIRED APPLICAION BY EMAIL ONLY DUE TO INUNDATED CALLS IN THE PASSED

Must be a scouse company advertising ...

Geordies wouldn't make these mistakes..

 

[telectrix]

nope. middlewich, cheshire.

 

[HandySparks]

What is the tool you require?

Probably means only men need apply. :biggrin:

 

[telectrix]

Must be a scouse company advertising ...

Geordies wouldn't make these mistakes..

Norfolk in Chance.

 

[Besoeker]

Lol.....probably a dodgy translation from Polish!

Had a similar thought - a non-native speaker.
Either that or it's a wind up.

 

[Besoeker]

His spel ceck must be pants

ALL CAPS is ignored in some versions.

 

[Octopus]

Normally it's the cv with the dodgy spelling!

 

[glendeveronltd]

that his cheered my munday mornin up

 

[Pete999]

if you thought some of the spelling on the forum was pants.........

Electrician required. XXXXXX Electrical LTD - NEW BIULD SITE ELECTRICIAN'S REQUIRED FOR A SMALL BUT RAPIDLY GROWNING ELECTRICAL CONTRACTORS. WE CURENTLY HAVE VARIOUS DEVELOPMENTS ON THE GO FOR NATIONAL HOUSE BUILDERS AT ALL TIMES, HENSE YOUR EXPERAINCE IS A MUST WITH-IN THIS LINE OF WORK. INCOME WILL BE VARIED AND DEPENDING ON YOUR SKILLS BUT ON AVERAGE YOU SHOULD EARN BETWWEN £500 - £1000 PER WEEK SUBJECT TO YOUR OWN ABILITY TO COMMIMNT AND HARD WORK. THIS IS AN AMBISHUS COMPANY AND GROWING AT A GOOD PACE. AND WE OFFER LONG TERM WORK FOR THE RIGHT PERSON. IMMEDIATE START FOR THE RIGHT PERSON OWN TRANSPORT & TOOL REQUIRED APPLICAION BY EMAIL ONLY DUE TO INUNDATED CALLS IN THE PASSED

Got a screwdriver will that be any good

 

[Geordie Spark]

Must be a scouse company advertising ...

Geordies wouldn't make these mistakes..

THIS one wouldn't ..... this one's been edjucatud.

 

[ruston]

THIS one wouldn't ..... this one's been edjucatud.

Did ee think owt wis rang wiv it Geordie?

 

[ian.settle1]

Must be a scouse company advertising ...

Geordies wouldn't make these mistakes..

Thats because Geordies can't read or write to make them mistakes.

 

[ruston]

That's why we are so happy lol, we don't know what's going on.