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I'm thinking Sir Cliff Richard .... I felt the urge to procreate - I'm not perfect / but neither is the world ...
(too many perfect-"Models out there with broken lives"
don't need to copy them .
Get real ,Become a proud dad , a great feeling )
its a greater feeling waking up after 12 on the weekends
 
Become a proud dad , a great feeling

Being a dad is cool... You get to act like a kid again... not that I ever stopped.
You can suddenly stand up and put your arms out like Frankenstein and shout "TICKLE MONSTER!" and watch the combination of joy are fear in your kids faces as you chase them round the room.
You also get to embarrass them by lifting up your top and dance round the living room while your kids cover their eyes and the missus just gives you that "not again" look. Or when they complain about you in public, I just like to say "But I'm the best dad you've ever had." To which I always get "But you are the only one we've had."
Best of all is then they say "I love you.."
 
Being a dad is cool... You get to act like a kid again... not that I ever stopped.
You can suddenly stand up and put your arms out like Frankenstein and shout "TICKLE MONSTER!" and watch the combination of joy are fear in your kids faces as you chase them round the room.
You also get to embarrass them by lifting up your top and dance round the living room while your kids cover their eyes and the missus just gives you that "not again" look. Or when they complain about you in public, I just like to say "But I'm the best dad you've ever had." To which I always get "But you are the only one we've had."
Best of all is then they say "I love you.."
i can pop my head inside my tshirt and my dogs think ive disappeared!

i pretend to throw a biscuit and they will go and have a look for it, endless fun

i have control over my entire wallet

plus never know when the secret service will require me to become a spy so best to keep the option open
 
I'm sooooooooooooooooooooooo offended and have been triggered by the blatant sexism, homophobia, transphobia and racial discrimination by the horrible Donald Trump-supporting Nazis, fascists and anti-Semites at the NICEIC. For the sake of inclusiveness, diversity and equality, bursaries should also be offered to disabled, black, gay, Muslim, transsexual, unemployed, single-parent, refugees who self-identity as bisexual lesbian unicorns.
 
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What about those of us who sometimes identify as Apache attack helicopters? You bigot ;)

Just out of curiosity, is there such a thing as an Apache Pacifist Helicopter??
 

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