Not being discriminating in any way, but...

[pirate]

Hmm...
clicked on top right hand corner...

WTF is Live Jasmine?

 

[ruston]

Opposite to what you will be if you eat one.

 

[pirate]

I'll bear that in mind, thanks Ruston!

 

[electric al]

The Russian dishwasher will quickly stop working if you don’t have the funds to maintain it just like a British one really

 

[Gavin John Hyde]

The Russian dishwasher will quickly stop working if you don’t have the funds to maintain it just like a British one really

Its the modern equivalent of coin operated machines in a laundrette, the russian requires monthly bacs transfers

 

[Squid]

Oh, I never bothered with real French maids...just bought the outfits...

ok, ok...don't judge! You know you have done it!

Oh dear, drags out last years joke but always relevant to Pirate.....

 

[electric al]

Although i've heard the Taiwanese model is particularly effective in rinse mode

 

[PEG]

You have to be careful and take time,to correctly insert the appropriate item,in to your dishwasher.

It was my failing,in this department,which now has me on an offenders register...

 

[Squid]

You have to be careful and take time,to correctly insert the appropriate item,in to your dishwasher.

It was my failing,in this department,which now has me on an offenders register...

She was 15?

 

[Gavin John Hyde]

need a ting tong!

 

[PEG]

She was 15?

...If Bo Derek was a 10....she was a 0.5

 

[Cadgey123]

What do you do when the dishwasher breaks?

Give her a slap

Sorry couldn’t help myself

 

[littlespark]

OP?
What was the question?

 

[Wilko]

need a ting tong!

I've got sore ribs at present (nothing good ever happened in a loft) and it hurts to laugh, so please have a thought for my well being and put a warning next time .

 

[oracle]

Feck! Can't believe I clicked on that link just as Mrs Pirate walked in on me!
"Just looking for a new dishwasher for you, sweetie"...
Didn't work...

Wait until she's watching TV before you do stuff like that. My wife didn't notice the ceiling fell down, just peered at the screen through the dust cloud

 

[Squid]

Wait until she's watching TV before you do stuff like that. My wife didn't notice the ceiling fell down, just peered at the screen through the dust cloud

You had another woman with you "testing" the mattress?

 

[oracle]

You had another woman with you "testing" the mattress?

Why do you think the ceiling fell down?

 

[Squid]

You didn't put it up properly as a ceiling won't fall down in 15 seconds........