One month to go + 1 day.....

[Squid]

March the 14th, get in there the once a year treat..........

 

[mhar]

Clean your teeth?

 

[Zdb]

Change of underpants?

 

[RWJ]

Wedding anniversary

 

[Spoon]

Celebrating the anniversary of your sex change...

 

[Strima]

Annual bath?

 

[RWJ]

Wind a load of thick sparks up on a forum?

 

[Spoon]

Colonic irrigation time.... Thinking of upgrading it to use a jet wash machine...

 

[telectrix]

what, all the way to manchester for elex. make sure you change your underpants. we're civilised up here. i personally have 12 pairs... january, february, march..........

 

[Risteard]

Steak and some nice extras day, I presume...

 

[telectrix]

must be southerners' valentine's day. you know how backward southerners are.

 

[buzzlightyear]

what ,clean the spuds out of your ears !

 

[Rpa07]

It’s my birth date so has it anything to do with me?
I’ll bet it’s about cars - Nurburgring?

 

[buzzlightyear]

is it the grand plearly day in London!

 

[Rpa07]

Is that pearly as in king and queen, Buzz? Which one is SWD?

 

[buzzlightyear]

Is that pearly as in king and queen, Buzz? Which one is SWD

we will have to wait for that one ,could be we are not amused !

 

[telectrix]

Is that pearly as in king and queen, Buzz? Which one is SWD?

the one with the big -----.

 

[Gavin John Hyde]

Its coming up to the end of the financial year and @SWD has saved all the odds bits of loose change and expenses throughout the year and is off down the local parlour to have a good time with the girls prior to preparing the accounts.

 

[Squid]

Its coming up to the end of the financial year and @SWD has saved all the odds bits of loose change and expenses throughout the year and is off down the local parlour to have a good time with the girls prior to preparing the accounts.

I took 18 months off so no accounts to file well not much anyway and have a year to sort out my CGT bill.

Loose change pffffff you cider drinkers are just like the turnip munchers ;o)))))))

 

[telectrix]

can make good moonshine from turnips. ask Baldrick.