Quick! Call a plumber in Chicago

[Doomed]

 

[buzzlightyear]

a ice pick might come hand if you run out of water .

 

[telectrix]

cool. !

 

[snowhead]

That'll be cold there then.

 

[telectrix]

i hate the cold. last nite, wanted to go for lottery ticket.deadline is 7.30. got in van 7.15. by time i'd de-iced windscreen, inside and out, got to local shop.... 7.32. DOH. worse is can't leave beer inn garage, it 's then only fit for australians, got super glue frozen solid. roll on global warming.

 

[snowhead]

roll on global warming.

That'll be here sooner than you think when there's 3000 lorries at Dover and another 3000 at Calais everyday with engines running queuing for the non existant customs posts (allegedly).

 

[FatAlan]

i hate the cold. last nite, wanted to go for lottery ticket.deadline is 7.30. got in van 7.15. by time i'd de-iced windscreen, inside and out, got to local shop.... 7.32. DOH. worse is can't leave beer inn garage, it 's then only fit for australians, got super glue frozen solid. roll on global warming.

Hi Tel, why don’t you do the lottery on the same device that you post with on here? You can then get the exciting emails telling you that they have news about your ticket and informing you that you’ve won £2.80. PS I’m current working on an app that supplies and pours a pint. I’m some way off but will let you know when it’s up and running.

 

[telectrix]

Hi Tel, why don’t you do the lottery on the same device that you post with on here? You can then get the exciting emails telling you that they have news about your ticket and informing you that you’ve won £2.80. PS I’m current working on an app that supplies and pours a pint. I’m some way off but will let you know when it’s up and running.

i'll consider the problem once i've got the cork out of my breakfast.

 

[Squid]

i'll consider the problem once i've got the cork out of my breakfast.

 

[telectrix]

wrong poison>