Safety rules banning shorts on site during hot weather...

[Spoon]

I think I might try this for the office.... I already have the outfits from the weekends.... As all us men have...

Ingenious brickies wear summery skirts and dresses to get around health and safety rules | Daily Mail Online - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5837467/Ingenious-brickies-wear-summery-skirts-dresses-health-safety-rules.html

 

[LankyWill]

I’ve got a commercial job starting next week and I’m dreading it, I’ve been doing bits here and there in my shorts for a month now. I can’t see the sense when the wether is a hot as it is not to allow shorts for a short duration. Health and safety gone mad.

 

[Squid]

Wear a kilt.

 

[Squid]

 

[Spoon]

Wear a kilt.

I don't think @LankyWill wants his bits dragging along the ground..

 

[Squid]

I don't think @LankyWill wants his bits dragging along the ground..

What you two get up to in private please keep it private ;o)))))

 

[Spoon]

What you two get up to in private please keep it private ;o)))))

Don't get jealous mate...

 

[Squid]

Don't get jealous mate...

No chance mate, when I go to fancy dress parties I sling mine over my shoulder and go as a petrol pump.........

 

[Octopus]

What exactly is the problem with shorts?

 

[Squid]

What exactly is the problem with shorts?

Not sure but it discriminates against midgets as they can't wear long trousers.

When you turn up on site in shorts just "identify" yourself as a midget
they can't do anything about it due to the rules and regulations regarding discrimination, always use the rules to your advantage.

 

[Dillb]

Sod em. Got my hairy milk bottles out on site and so has everyone else.

 

[MFS Electrical]

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I don’t think that kilt was constructed in the spirit of the garment and trust me even in winter a proper kilt is a bad idea even with no scants on (that’s pants btw) you overheat like a b**h not a good idea for the summer

 

[Joshua]

View attachment 43141 Sod em. Got my hairy milk bottles out on site and so has everyone else.

Could of worn socks though mate

 

[Dillb]

Could of worn socks though mate

Trainer socks so when I leave I can put trainers on and not look like I am having a mid life crisis

 

[Squid]

Trainer socks so when I leave I can put trainers on and not look like I am having a mid life crisis

Thought you where only 32?

 

[ferg]

My daily mail blocker kindly stopped me from following that link and instead showed me an amusing cat GIF.

 

[littlespark]

I worked with a bloke that demanded the company supply suncream as it was PPE.
Bloody got away with it too.

 

[UNG]

I worked with a bloke that demanded the company supply suncream as it was PPE.
Bloody got away with it too.

When I was rigging antennas years ago we always got sun cream as PPE in the summer as well as bottled water and cordial all written into the risk assessment

 

[Squid]

Could of worn socks though mate

He has those little skimpy ones on or his errr "wifes" tan things for ballet shoes.......

 

[Squid]

When I was rigging antennas years ago we always got sun cream as PPE in the summer as well as bottled Vodka and mixers all written into the risk assessment

No wonder I have a sh!te EE signal in my area.......