Shooping with your other half, if you have one

[telectrix]

hope you weren't on that apology for beer, so called lager thatpretends it's german or belgian, but made in warrington.

 

[telectrix]

usually that sort of trip is a bribe to wear out shoe leather in those (should not be mentioned on an open forum) what i referred to in post #18

 

[Andy78]

hope you weren't on that apology for beer, so called lager thatpretends it's german or belgian, but made in warrington.

Ha ! On the pump I actually did see a German named wheat beer that was made in Scotland.
I opted for a bit of my usual in that bar .....
Wold Gold | Wold Top Yorkshire Brewery - http://www.woldtopbrewery.co.uk/beers/wold-gold#

 

[David M]

Went sofa shopping last week with my other half , spent hours in loads of shops. Everyone sofa I sat in that was comfy and liked she hated, everyone she liked which were..well.. hardly any, felt like sitting on a stone bench and were stupendously expensive! She has now ordered the most expensive, un-comfy, pile of carp available. Why? "because it is made from luxury Italian leather and is very stylish"
Christmas is coming up, god help me

 

[Pete999]

if you think grocery shopping is bad, try getting dragged round handbag/shoe/dress shops. then there's TK Mixx, garden centres, home furnishing stores. pure hell on earth. i've wiped cheshire oaks and trafford centre out of the sat navs' memories.

Worse than clothes shopping experience, just got fitted with my hearing aid this morning at 08:30, Pete now we are in town can we go to a well known Irish shop , sort of Irish BHS DoneOak or something like that, having to explain to some teenager in the fabric area how to convert inches into metric, with a raging headache from hearing properly for the first time in I don't know how long, I'll buy you a bacon bap after she says, nearly broke me effin teeth in the process of trying to eat the burnt offering, still all better now nice bottle of Cotes Du Rhone slipping down lovely.

 

[telectrix]

Went sofa shopping last week with my other half , spent hours in loads of shops. Everyone sofa I sat in that was comfy and liked she hated, everyone she liked which were..well.. hardly any, felt like sitting on a stone bench and were stupendously expensive! She has now ordered the most expensive, un-comfy, pile of carp available. Why? "because it is made from luxury Italian leather and is very stylish"
Christmas is coming up, god help me

er indoors insisted that we chuck out the 30 year old comfortable mattress and buy a new memory foam topped thing. completely uncomfortable and it makes the bed so high that you feet won't reach the floor if sitting on it, and you get dizzy looking down. there was better in a neighbour's skip when the house clearance boys were in. don't worry. it found a good home, along with the silent nite bed that was in the skip with it. ( see if she notices tonite).

 

[David M]

er indoors insisted that we chuck out the 30 year old comfortable mattress and buy a new memory foam topped thing. completely uncomfortable and it makes the bed so high that you feet won't reach the floor if sitting on it, and you get dizzy looking down. there was better in a neighbour's skip when the house clearance boys were in. don't worry. it found a good home, along with the silent nite bed that was in the skip with it. ( see if she notices tonite).

Yeah we have one of those things also and now I sweat like a pig in bed because of the thermal insulation from it. Obviously my missus loves it cause she's bloody cold when its 30 degrees outside!

 

[Pete999]

Yeah we have one of those things also and now I sweat like a pig in bed because of the thermal insulation from it. Obviously my missus loves it cause she's bloody cold when its 30 degrees outside!

Likewise she has a bloody heater in the Kitchen switched when it's roasting outside.

 

[telectrix]

mine won't switch the heating on till the windows ice up. still, she pays the gas bill so......

 

[Pete999]

mine won't switch the heating on till the windows ice up. still, she pays the gas bill so......

Crikey what is it with all this "she pays this, she pays that" Have I missed out on something?

 

[static zap]

Went sofa shopping last week with my other half .......

Just got rid of our -less than practical cream leather sofa.
(With no toddlers about-can have cloth again) .
Then the catch, it now matches the curtains - Should have seen that one coming !
( Already spilt my cuppa on it )

 

[Squid]

I enjoy shopping with the other half,

 

[static zap]

I enjoy shopping with the other half....

Yet to work out " what for "
Boots , fake tan , or a whip .

 

[telectrix]

wonder if the rest is as well shaved as her armpits.

 

[Pete999]

wonder if the rest is as well shaved as her armpits.

Now now remember the blood pressure

 

[KEV 1 N]

Once upon a time, a prince asked a princess to marry him. The princess said no......so the prince lived happily ever after because he didn't have to go shopping, could play his music loud, and went fishing whenever the hell he felt like it.

The End

 

[telectrix]

Once upon a time, a prince asked a princess to marry him. The princess said no......so the prince lived happily ever after because he didn't have to go shopping, could play his music loud, and went fishing whenever the hell he felt like it.

The End

you missed out the bit where he turned into a frog.

 

[static zap]

wonder if the rest is as well shaved as her armpits.

Now I've remembered the shopping list " Razors " , all mine have diasppeared !

 

[Squid]

Yet to work out " what for "
Boots , fake tan , or a whip .

If you need to work it out then you need "------"

 

[Squid]

Once upon a time, a prince asked a princess to marry him. The princess said no......so the prince lived happily ever after because he didn't have to go shopping, could play his music loud, and went fishing whenever the hell he felt like it.

The End

Get divorced and meet a decent lass, oh and install a Sonos system.