Site Canteen

[grantr37]

must be the fumes from the gas water heater lol....maybe I better open the window.....anybody else feeling funny in this thread.....

 

[Silly Sausage]

Solitary confinement can have adverse effects on the average human brain.
Be strong grant, be strong, you'll survive!

 

[grantr37]

I know but they locked me in the switchroom again...

 

[specs]

morning all,

 

[grantr37]

I shouldn't have eaten that box of 3 year old biscuits out of the toolstore.....

 

[trev]

I just found the gaffers box of jaffa cakes .....fnar fnar mmmmnn nom nomnomnom

They'll be the gaffer cakes then

 

[Jay Sparks]

I shouldn't have eaten that box of 3 year old biscuits out of the toolstore.....

Jaffa cakes are not biscuits!!!!!lol Even if they are 3 years old and hard as nails..lol..There cakes!!!

 

[dan86]

*opens creeky door*
hellooo. anybody here?
anybody..?

no one. ah well, guess I don't have to share my mini cheddars

*turns on tv* what a pile of cack is on!

*lifts ceiling tile and hides sweets hoping grant doesn't find em later when he's inevitably in!*

*opens creeky door again* Daniel has left the building!

 

[dan86]

*opens door again*

DOH! forgot to turn the telly off!

*hits power button on remote. nothing*

damn thing

*bashes a few times, still nothing.*

god damn POS. *off at tv*

*leaves again*

 

[Guest55]

I'll donate one of my T2 pins, hours of fun!!!

you actually own that pinball machine ??? cool

 

[RobinArnold]

I'm new here, thought I'd say hello! Found the canteen first... Typical, haha.

 

[Brightspark2]

I'm new here, thought I'd say hello! Found the canteen first... Typical, haha.

Have you had a site induction?...signed the fire register?...

 

[RobinArnold]

No not just yet, getting to grips. Thanks for letting me know though!

 

[grantr37]

there's tins of juice in the fridge help yourself...

 

[grantr37]

found some cd'"s lying on the side....stick one in the old cd player and see if it works....

U96 - Feels Like In Heaven - YouTube

Learn To Fly - Foo Fighters - Lyrics - YouTube

IRON MAIDEN - Can I Play With Madness - YouTube



hang on that ones scratched(flings in bin via basketball hoop)

 

[grantr37]

....brings in old car Amp unit......12 v transformer....some leads with a big cap and 6 speakers.....fnar fnar fnar boomboom

 

[Kamikaze]

Enters the room.
No one in.
Checks the fridge!
Clocks a tasty looking pasty made by RobinArnold.
Would have preferred a balti pukka pie but beggars can’t be choosy.
Hears a voice “Give me the chocolate and nobody gets hurt”.
Time for a sharp exit!
Leaves crumbs for RobinArnold as a :welcome2resent.

 

[grantr37]

dropped by, filled up fridge, mopped floor, turned on heater....went out again....

 

[Kamikaze]

Enters the room.
It's a death defying life but I’ll take my chances and opens the fridge.
Nothing in there again but I'm going blind with starvation.......roll on 8am when I intend to destroy whatever is out there.

 

[Kamikaze]

Takes a quick peek
No one here again!
Opens the fridge

I'm tellin' you Miss Moneypenny, in a world of ever shrinking portions you're an oasis of delight. Let me escort you out of the fridge for your own safety. What was that you just said? That’s not the fridge but the dishwasher.
Hmmm…that explains a lot. Will you show me where it is please?


That’s better, pass me the PME Export please.
Raises his glass to grantr37 “Good health" :biggrin: