Stuck in a lift? Who would be your choice of companion?

[MDJ]

OK, I'm at a bit of a loose end today, and so here is a new thread for you all to chip in with your suggestions...
I imagine the lift is stuck between floors, and it will be at least an hour before you are "rescued".
You may choose companions for (almost) any reason, but bear in mind the forum Rules!

And here, again, is that wee clip you all love:

not as good as Tony Hancocks lift scene, and to answer your question a bottle of water and mobile phone.

 

[The Ghost]

be suck in a lift with Pete

Errrr...never mind!

 

[Pete999]

Errrr...never mind!

Spoon, you need to watch what you say, people will start reaching the wrong conclusion Sorry I replied this to your thread Vorti.

 

[Spoon]

Spoon, you need to watch what you say, people will start reaching the wrong conclusion Sorry I replied this to your thread Vorti.

But it's fun... If people jump to the wrong conclusion then that's their fault..

 

[telectrix]

if i were to be stuck in a lift..... my choice would be Samantha Fox and Nikola Tesla. brains, beauty and -----.

 

[Spoon]

Kelly Brook.... Purely for the stimulating conversation...

 

[Pete999]

Carol Vorderman, just because.

 

[telectrix]

because she got brains or a nice arse?

 

[Pete999]

because she got brains or a nice arse?

Well to be truthfullit wasn't either of the two things you mentioned, a bit further up the Torso to be exac, inbeweenthe Brain and the Arse, if you get my drift.

 

[Spoon]

Well to be truthfullit wasn't either of the two things you mentioned, a bit further up the Torso to be exac, inbeweenthe Brain and the Arse, if you get my drift.

Nicely defined latissimus dorsi...??

 

[Pete999]

Nicely defined latissimus dorsi...??

Is that Latin for hooters?

 

[Spoon]

Is that Latin for hooters?

No mate.. Nothing rude in it...
Yes, it's unusual for me not to put a rude comment down...

 

[Pete999]

No mate.. Nothing rude in it...
Yes, it's unusual for me not to put a rude comment down...

It is indeed, very rare, you feeling alright?

 

[Spoon]

It is indeed, very rare, you feeling alright?

Not sure.... I think it will pass soon and I will be back to "normal"

 

[Squid]

if i were to be stuck in a lift..... my choice would be Samantha Fox and Nikola Tesla. brains, beauty and -----.

I feel sorry for Nikola as Sam is a rug muncher...........

 

[Deleted member 72666]

Ackle Ackingcacker.........He just cracks me up!

 

[telectrix]

Jacqueline Bisset ( see the first 20 minutes of "The Deep".

 

[Marvo]

It would be a close call between Emma Clancy and Telectrix but preferrably both.

 

[Intoelectrics]

It would be a close call between Emma Clancy and Telectrix but preferrably both.

Did I not read somewhere in this thread telectrix likes to break wind alot?
Have you got a small fetish you haven't mentioned to us yet?

 

[Pete999]

It would be a close call between Emma Clancy and Telectrix but preferrably both.

Tony Cable, and his Mate can't think of his name, wouldn't need to take any sleeping pills along, they would bore you to sleep.