Stuck in a lift? Who would be your choice of companion?

[elsparko]

Ackle Ackingcacker.........He just cracks me up!

i know exactly who u mean, from his visit to the dentist

 

[telectrix]

delewted .

 

[Pete999]

Telectrix, A crate of real ale, and 12 bottles of Cotes Du Rhone, we could get ratted together, and talk about electrics.

 

[telectrix]

 

[Spoon]

I used to watch The Goodies as a kid. I loved it. Then they showed them again about 10 years afterwards.. Not so impressed...

 

[elsparko]

I used to watch The Goodies as a kid. I loved it. Then they showed them again about 10 years afterwards.. Not so impressed...

i watched a film called "the macpherson tape", it was a blair witch type alien abduction film, scared the ---- out of me as a kid, watched it again when i was older and couldnt believe how ---- it was

i think imagination helps makes these films seem like more than what they are

 

[MFS Electrical]

elsparko, some gaffer tape, cable ties, sharp knife and a cigarette lighter ;o)))))

ala -

You want him to do that to you, your one sick puppy

 

[Deleted member 26818]

My choice, would be the CEO of whichever company does the lift maintenance. I figure they’d be getting rescued double quick.

 

[Squid]

Kelly Brook.... Purely for the stimulating conversation...

My old flatmates ex.......

 

[Squid]

The person delivering glasses, Jack Daniels, Ice and some Coca Cola oh and salted peanuts......

 

[elsparko]

I’ve decided to sell my Hoover.
It was just collecting dust



badoomtshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[buzzlightyear]

me self ,looking at a mirror!

 

[elsparko]

me self ,looking at a mirror!

a job at the mirror making factory, thats a job i could really see myself doing

 

[telectrix]

i once had a job at a glue factory, but i couldn't stick it.

 

[Kamikaze]

That lady from the Fliptastic site, she offers prices and dimensions...
Now, prices I can do without, but dimensions? Yes, please!

She always makes me hum to this tune…lol

She was a fast machine, she kept her storage trays clean
She was the best damn woman that I ever seen
She had the sexiest eyes, telling me no lies
Knocking me out with those cable ties
Taking more than her share
Had me fighting for air
She told me to come but I was already there
Cause the walls start shaking, the lift was quaking
Her keyhole was aching
And we were making it
You shook me all night long
Yeah you, shook me all night long

……feel free to make up the second verse