The length of a female minute

[Percyprod]

Do women have a different size of minute? I ask because if my wife says "I'll only be a minute" I know she will be at least half an hour. When I get commanded to carry out a job, and I know it will take a couple of hours, her estimate is "It'll only take a few minutes". Can any one explain?

 

[static zap]

Apparently time passes faster for them , when we are not about?
.. It's how the supermarket bill -rises !

 

[westward10]

I have just asked my other 'arf, I will let you know next week.

 

[Wilko]

I think the disconnect has occurred because we are quite literal. Normal folks may say "in a minute", but we need to remember they are not saying which minute specifically. Hope that helps

 

[Percyprod]

Are you a woman Wilko? Very suspicious.

 

[MJPD29]

I can't understand it either, one time it' half an hour and the next it' only 10 seconds. You just can't win

 

[PEG]

This quandary,is no more troublesome,than when we men,promise our better halves,to "Do that job,at the weekend..."

Our patient partners,only bring the subject up,a year later,when it still needs doing...

 

[Percyprod]

I've told my wife a million times 'Don't exagerate'.

 

[static zap]

.... are quite literal. Normal folks may say "in a minute", ...... not saying which minute specifically....

Like the Morecambe and Wise
all the right notes , but not necessarily in the right order !

 

[Wilko]

Are you a woman Wilko? Very suspicious.

Ha ha ha - no, but years of therapy has left its mark helped.

 

[Squid]

Yeah but its like when you tell your missus you'll be home "late" when you are out with the lads, she assumes you'll be home at midnight but you roll home at 4 in the morn and sleep on the sofa and use the excuse "I didn't want to disturb you love" and they believe you.........

 

[Squid]

I have just asked my other 'arf, I will let you know next week.

Mrs Palmer can speak, shocked..........

 

[telectrix]

Yeah but its like when you tell your missus you'll be home "late" when you are out with the lads, she assumes you'll be home at midnight but you roll home at 4 in the morn and sleep on the sofa and use the excuse "I didn't want to disturb you love" and they believe you.........

i always tell Mrs. Tel that if I'm not in bed by 10.00 p.m. then I'll come home.

 

[Squid]

i always tell Mrs. Tel that if I'm not in bed by 10.00 p.m. then I'll come home.

Thats what you think you'll tell here but to be honest like most of the men on here you'd be far too scared to mutter a word, to wind here up come back from a night out with your socks inside out and pants back to front...........

 

[westward10]

Mrs Palmer can speak, shocked..........

Wanna enlighten me with that??

 

[Squid]

Wanna enlighten me with that??

You lot are really naive in Northampton,

 

[westward10]

You are suggesting I am a w***ker.

 

[Squid]

Nope your from Northampton..........

 

[SparkyChick]

Has it really been four days since I was laughing at the OP??? Felt like 10 minutes at the most

 

[Squid]

Has it really been four days since I was laughing at the OP??? Felt like 10 minutes at the most

You saw him naked from the waist down 4 days ago............