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  1. Percyprod
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    Do women have a different size of minute? I ask because if my wife says "I'll only be a minute" I know she will be at least half an hour. When I get commanded to carry out a job, and I know it will take a couple of hours, her estimate is "It'll only take a few minutes". Can any one explain?
     
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  2. static zap
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    Apparently time passes faster for them , when we are not about?
    .. It's how the supermarket bill -rises !
     
  3. westward10
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    westward10 In echoed steps I walk across an empty dream. Electrician's Arms

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    I have just asked my other 'arf, I will let you know next week.
     
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  4. Wilko
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    Wilko Electrician's Arms

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    I think the disconnect has occurred because we are quite literal. Normal folks may say "in a minute", but we need to remember they are not saying which minute specifically. Hope that helps :)
     
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  5. Percyprod
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    Are you a woman Wilko? Very suspicious.
     
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  6. Matthewd29
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    I can't understand it either, one time it' half an hour and the next it' only 10 seconds. You just can't win
     
  7. PEG
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    PEG Trusted Advisor

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    This quandary,is no more troublesome,than when we men,promise our better halves,to "Do that job,at the weekend..."

    Our patient partners,only bring the subject up,a year later,when it still needs doing...
     
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  8. Percyprod
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    Percyprod Regular EF Member

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    I've told my wife a million times 'Don't exagerate'.
     
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  9. static zap
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    Like the Morecambe and Wise
    all the right notes , but not necessarily in the right order !
     
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  10. Wilko
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    Ha ha ha - no, but years of therapy has left its mark helped.
     
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  11. SWD
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    SWD Gender neutral Electrician's Arms

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    Yeah but its like when you tell your missus you'll be home "late" when you are out with the lads, she assumes you'll be home at midnight but you roll home at 4 in the morn and sleep on the sofa and use the excuse "I didn't want to disturb you love" and they believe you.........
     
  12. SWD
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    SWD Gender neutral Electrician's Arms

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    Mrs Palmer can speak, shocked.......... :p:p:p:D:D:D:D
     
  13. telectrix
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    telectrix Scouser and Proud of It Trusted Advisor

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    i always tell Mrs. Tel that if I'm not in bed by 10.00 p.m. then I'll come home.
     
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  14. SWD
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    SWD Gender neutral Electrician's Arms

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    Thats what you think you'll tell here but to be honest like most of the men on here you'd be far too scared to mutter a word, to wind here up come back from a night out with your socks inside out and pants back to front........... :p:D:D:eek:
     
  15. westward10
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    westward10 In echoed steps I walk across an empty dream. Electrician's Arms

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    Wanna enlighten me with that??
     
  16. SWD
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    SWD Gender neutral Electrician's Arms

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    You lot are really naive in Northampton,

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  17. westward10
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    westward10 In echoed steps I walk across an empty dream. Electrician's Arms

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    You are suggesting I am a w***ker.
     
  18. SWD
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    SWD Gender neutral Electrician's Arms

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    Nope your from Northampton.......... :p:D:D:D:D
     
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  19. SparkyChick
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    Has it really been four days since I was laughing at the OP??? Felt like 10 minutes at the most :D
     
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  20. SWD
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    SWD Gender neutral Electrician's Arms

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    You saw him naked from the waist down 4 days ago............
     
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  21. Pete999
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    OYE watch it SWD:p:D
     
  22. SWD
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    SWD Gender neutral Electrician's Arms

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    What is it that Alan Carr said about Northampton, its when you see junction 15 in the rear view mirror as you drive away........ :p:D:D:D:D
     
  23. Pete999
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    Don't know SWD but then who cares what Alan Carr says any, can't stand the Bloke,
     
  24. westward10
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    westward10 In echoed steps I walk across an empty dream. Electrician's Arms

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    It says a lot about an individual Pete if they watch Alan Carr.
     
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  25. Pete999
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    If there was nothing else on TV ever, except that twit I would bung me set away, mincing about like he does makes me want to go to the Lav
     
  26. SWD
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    SWD Gender neutral Electrician's Arms

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    There was an article in the Sunday Times about him, boy. :D
     
  27. telectrix
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    he could move to Oz. theyare about to legalise poofdah marriage.
     
  28. Pete999
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    He's not, is he!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
     
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  29. Percyprod
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    Alan Carr is gay? Well I go to the foot of our stairs. Mind you, won't be long before it's compulsory.
     
  30. SWD
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    SWD Gender neutral Electrician's Arms

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    HMRC have been butt fu ki ng most of the hard working self employed for years and no one complains so you must be enjoying it.
     
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