to those of you who number 2 in portaloo

[elsparko]

STOP IT.

 

[Rpa07]

I used a local B+Q today after I’d finished at a job. Satisfying AND they sold me £7 of items so Win Win!
@elsparko - recline in the couch and tell us about your childhood!

 

[Strima]

What else is a turdis for?

 

[elsparko]

number 1s only, who wants to empty their bowels on a plastic throne anyway? heathens!

 

[Rpa07]

What brought this on? Did you fall in one and hope for just septic fluid but got a ‘cuban’ for your trouble?

 

[Squid]

number 1s only, who wants to empty their bowels on a plastic throne anyway? heathens!

You've never experienced Glastonbury have you.........

 

[Squid]

lol

 

[elsparko]

it reeks, and the ---- just piles up on the flap till someone jetwashes it off

 

[Rpa07]

And why are you just mentioning this now - we all knew it years ago! Have you been living in a cave albeit with modern plumbing!?

 

[elsparko]

And why are you just mentioning this now - we all knew it years ago! Have you been living in a cave albeit with modern plumbing!?

because of the state of the portaloo i visited today, heres a fun fact, when you smell a fart you actually have particles of poop in your airway

 

[Squid]

because of the state of the portaloo i visited today, heres a fun fact, when you smell a fart you actually have particles of poop in your airway

You need a good rodding from a plumber, they'll be queueing up....

 

[KEV 1 N]

When you gotta go....you gotta go!

On a site years ago, one of the lads refused to go in the portaloo and drove home to have a carp! A 20 minute journey (must have been touching cloth when got home)

On another site I used to go to the hospital toilets in disguise! (removed hard hat and high viz first)

 

[Squid]

Okay I have to admit to something here 1986 Friday lunch time pay day on a building site on London Wall we spent two hours in the pub *cough I was slightly inebriated and did eat my cheese salad torpedo with onions and mayo sat in the site loo trying to sober up before I went back to work, luckily they where clean, also first job after doing my time lol

 

[Leesparkykent]

I hate thunder boxes

 

[7029 dave]

Listen, when you have to go,you have to go.!! All part of being human.!

 

[Risteard]

You've never experienced Glastonbury have you.........

Or Witnness/Oxegen festival (the Irish version)...

 

[ruston]

Or worked on a pipeline.

 

[elsparko]

no, from now on if you need to dump, u use a porcelain throne.

if you need to dump because of illness, do it in your own personal bucket and keep it in your van out of sight

 

[telectrix]

Oh ye of such little imagination. if you need a poo, do it in the plumber's sandwich box. added benefit is he''ll break for lunch but still think he's working.

 

[KEV 1 N]

no, from now on if you need to dump, u use a porcelain throne.

if you need to dump because of illness, do it in your own personal bucket and keep it in your van out of sight

Yes....it’s always best to have TWO hard hats!