Would you like the menu????

[Squid]

Nope spent the night in clink instead for £15! Words fail me.

The apprentice is only as good as the Master.........

 

[Squid]

no chance. beer or whiskey only. the female tool tarts can sup the gin and silly cocktails.

Its like Auf Wiedersehen Pet on here all exotic like man

 

[Midwest]

no chance. beer or whiskey only. the female tool tarts can sup the gin and silly cocktails.

I like all of that stuff, not picky me. Glass of beer, gin even Guiness. All good glasses of Gods good nectar.

 

[stevethesparks]

Compare the price of a gallon of petrol to 8 pints of beer and then consider whats required to provide both. The price of alcohol is ridiculous.

 

[Lou]

I was somewhere a couple of weeks ago and the G&T menu was about 8 pages long!

 

[Pete999]

The apprentice is only as good as the Master.........

Not it they are
1 Always late
2Always hungover
3 Wore big working boots when working in Peoples Houses
4 wouldn't listen
5 Told his Dad I was to hard on him
6 He was a Prat from the word go
7 Never had any tools
8 Lost most of mine
I used to go home so stressed, he was without doubt the most useless Apprentice I had, a waste of air.

 

[Squid]

Not it they are
1 Always late
2Always hungover
3 Wore big working boots when working in Peoples Houses
4 wouldn't listen
5 Told his Dad I was to hard on him
6 He was a Prat from the word go
7 Never had any tools
8 Lost most of mine
I used to go home so stressed, he was without doubt the most useless Apprentice I had, a waste of air.

Seeing as he was your son why didn't you just give him a whack?

 

[Pete999]

Seeing as he was your son why didn't you just give him a whack?

What makes you think he was my Son? seems a rather random thought

 

[Squid]

Think about it ;o)))))))

 

[telectrix]

me and pete don't think anymore. e
we're senile.
when are we going to have a senility neutral confusion thread?

 

[davesparks]

What makes you think he was my Son? seems a rather random thought

Because the 'apprentice' being the son was the whole point of the post you were quoting!