Coronavirus - Keeping it light :-)

[OnlQQker]

Over at Specsavers in Newcastle...

 

[telectrix]

the geordies have a new police force. it's called YI 50.

 

[telectrix]

Went for a walk with my new girlfriend and we saw dogs mating. She said: "How does the male know when the female is ready for sex?" I replied: "He can smell she is ready. That's how nature works." We then walked past a sheep field and the ram was mating the ewe. Again my girlfriend asked: "How does the ram know when the ewe is ready for sex?" I replied: "It's nature. He can smell she is ready." We then went past a cow-field and the bull was mating with the cow. My girlfriend said: "This is odd. They are really going at it. Surely the bull can't smell when she is ready?" I said: "Oh, yes; it's nature. All animals can smell when the female is ready for sex." Anyway, after the walk, I dropped her home and kissed her goodbye. She said: "Take care and get yourself checked out for Covid-19." Surprised, "Why do you say that?" I asked her. She replied: "You seem to have lost your sense of smell."

 

[telectrix]

not sure if this is readable. click on it , it might.

 

[Mike Johnson]

Don't know if I have posted this before, but worth another look:

 

[loz2754]

Don't know if I have posted this before, but worth another look:View attachment 64180

What a luvly pair ... ... of lights

 

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[littlespark]

Don't know if I have posted this before, but worth another look:View attachment 64180

That's either bad design, or very, very good design!

 

[Phil L]

That's either bad design, or very, very good design!

Depends wether it’s the daughters room or sons room I suppose??

 

[Midwest]

Just be careful if you working from home;

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