Great Quotes...............

[rapparee]

@FLICK @Starjack

 

[Squid]

£1500 for two sockets, you havin a giraffe, that's the going rate, okay I accept..........

 

[Kamikaze]

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

Donald Trump

 

[plugsandsparks]

Never eat yellow snow

Franz Klammer

 

[Pete999]

Was God an Astronaut?
Erich Von Daniken

 

[pirate]

"Sorry guys, I know you've gone to a lot of trouble, but frankly, I just don't like veal."

The prodigal son.

 

[Baddegg]

This ones for flapjack

“You only get 1 chance to make a first impression” ha ha ha sorry flapjack.....

 

[electric al]

Income tax ???
Ken Dodd

 

[Kamikaze]

And that's what I've done. Maintained it for 20 years. This old brooms had 17 new heads and 14 new handles in its time. There’s the picture. What more proof do you need?

Trigger

 

[Baddegg]

Income tax ???
Ken Dodd

He’s a legend he even avoided it in death ha ha

 

[littlespark]

Life is like a box of chocolates..............

Brown, sticky.... and invariably full of nuts.

I ain't got time to Bleed.

Jesse Ventura
Predator

I thought that said Ace Ventura for a second...

 

[Silly Sausage]

£40 to fixit
£50 if you watch
££70 if you've had a go yourself.

my old man.

For a crate of Old P, whatever you want.

Tel.

 

[Silly Sausage]

"Sorry guys, I know you've gone to a lot of trouble, but frankly, I just don't like veal."

The prodigal son.

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn
Clark Gable

 

[dinger809]

Some people think they’re champagne in a crystal flute, when all they are is ---- in a paper cup


My dad

 

[pirate]

Dictatorships breed oppression, dictatorships breed servility, dictatorships breed cruelty; more loathsome still is the fact that they breed idiocy.
Bellboys babbling orders, portraits of caudillos, prearranged cheers or insults, walls covered with names, unanimous ceremonies, mere discipline usurping the place of clear thinking...Fighting these sad monotonies is one of the duties of a writer.


Jorge Luis Borges

 

[pirate]

c**t!

dh lawrence

 

[pirate]

There is nothing I want
There is nothing I need
There is nothing I fear...
Therefore, I am free.

Nikos Kazantzakis, author of Zorba The Greek

 

[pirate]

Never mind the snipers!
They couldn't hit a barn door at this dist....

 

[dinger809]

What the f&@k was that????

Mayor of Hiroshima

 

[pirate]

There isn't a house in New Orleans...

Eric Burdon and the Animals, 2005 re-mix