Things an Electrician would never say

[simpson93]

i love long hard days without breaks

 

[mike2790]

here love, lick this and tell me if it tingles.

 

[DurhamSparky]

yes MR electric are the best around here!! best not use a cowboy like me!! lol

 

[Wiredspark]

Professional? Of course sir!!! But before you start telling me what work you need done, let me get my smoke packet out. I need something to write on.

 

[Kamikaze]

i love long hard days without breaks

Breaks are for continental wuzzies. Real electricians work right through.

 

[Scott F]

Enough already Lets Talk About Jesus

 

[Kamikaze]

I heard the difference between a capacitor and a resistor was in the taste. Is this true young apprentice?

 

[knasher]

"It's not only the price that will shock you............"

 

[JD6400]

Sorry if I do offend , moderators but we do occasionally use this one but only with our longest standing clients that are friends as well !

" We are a clear and transparent company , as in our name - DP Electrical Ltd . DP stands for Deep Penetration, because when you've had us you know you've been shafted!

 

[Kamikaze]

Good thing you weren’t here 20 minutes ago Sir. Boy, you really would have been pi55ed. Is it alright we used a couple of your ------’s? We’ll pay you back!