Things an Electrician would never say

[Geordie Spark]

Of course I can tell you which way your house is facing just by looking at the photograph you've posted on the Electricians' Forum sir.

 

[Vegelen]

Your Himalayan roof with Dorma windows will be perfect for solar.

 

[Kamikaze]

Please don't interupt me while I'm talking to the electricity.

 

[miserly]

That's it Madam,just keep the green and yellow string wet.

 

[tidyboiler]

No thanks, I won't have a bacon sandwich and a cuppa...........

 

[MarkieSparkie]

Of course your house doesn't need a rewire madam, when you can just get Buffalo Bill from the Darby and Joan club to 'Tune it in' for you for £20.

 

[Paullestrange]

Q Whats Grey Crispy and hangs from the ceiling. Your Husband if he carrys on wiring lights that way

 

[keniff]

Of course it's fine to use my cable, knotted up, to hang your lead-lamp on.

Lol!....

 

[Kamikaze]

I won’t be on site for the next two weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Lucille' instead of Steve. :winkiss:

 

[Kamikaze]

Chaos, panic & disorder. My work here is done!