Thanks Admin

[MDJ]

These were double whiskys at £10+ a double!!! .

You are as daft as a brush then?

 

[Silly Sausage]

If one unit = one hour before driving. I should be ok to jump in the van on Boxing day lol. It was a good night.

Hahaha!
You've got to watch out, I got pulled early afternoon after a night on the razz in Wales once, straight to amber, longest minute of my life.
I fancied stopping for a pint, but luckily I was driving so fast we kept missing the pubs.
So I was quite happy with 3 points.

 

[Silly Sausage]

Chris did very good for his first time .............

Another good adage is, Just do the job properly in the first place, going back is pain in the arse and pocket.

 

[Geordie Spark]

You reckon?? :ihih:

Behave yersel' Wor Lass!! :32:


Anyway, A belated Happy Birthday to the bairn. ................ ( are ye sure yer old enough to be playing with that electric stuff son?? )

 

[Dipzy]

Belated Happy Birthday Paul....

 

[Paul.M]

Hahaha!
You've got to watch out, I got pulled early afternoon after a night on the razz in Wales once, straight to amber, longest minute of my life.
I fancied stopping for a pint, but luckily I was driving so fast we kept missing the pubs.
So I was quite happy with 3 points.

Thats a very good point to everyone at this time of year.

A friend of mine had an all day Sunday session for on of our mates birthday. It was heavy, trust me...... At 12:30pm the next day he drove out for fish and chips for the lads. Got pulled. Lost his licence for 2 years. Well over the limit. It would have been a one year ban but my mate did tell the judge to "stick his finger in a brown hole located in his underpants"! Funny as f**k at the time but he got two years and not one. Thats the only time I've p1ssd myself laughing in a court room.


Never did get my fish and chips.

 

[MDJ]

I might even get a BJ tonight???

Rather you than me M8

 

[Silly Sausage]

Rather you than me M8

Good to see Glenn's looking well.

 

[Paul.M]

Oh FFS! I've just finished night shift and going to bed now. Trust me when I say I will not be waking up with my hand on my "manly, rounded door handle" in the morning with a mental picture like that, let alone Glenn. Jesus Christ, I'm going to the bathroom right now to wash my eyes out with bleach.

Mike and Archey. I will get my own back you know! :rofl:

 

[Paul.M]

Thanks for the banter gents. Its been a difficult night with a few faults to find and a trainee to babysit (in a nice way but time consuming). I needed a laugh and that is what you gave. Cheers gents, I'm now off to bed. Good night.

 

[MDJ]

Night fella see you tommorrow for more fun on the shopping channel here at EF :lol:

 

[Silly Sausage]

Mike and Archey. I will get my own back you know! :rofl:

Bring it on babe! :smilielol5:

 

[MDJ]

gents, I'm now off to bed. .

Best of Luck M8

 

[Silly Sausage]

Stop, Stop it NOW!!!

 

[Paul.M]

View attachment 21798 Best of Luck M8

The circle of life, best I could find when tied lol

 

[Paul.M]

Bring it on babe! :smilielol5:

Mental picture for you. How about your manhood in this persons mouth??




Oh FFS I'm feeling sick.

 

[Paul.M]

Off to bed now gents. We will pick this up tomorrow lol.

 

[Silly Sausage]

Mental picture for you. How about your manhood in this persons mouth??

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Oh FFS I'm feeling sick.

A friendly tip for you Paul, don't post pictures of your girlfriend on the internet.

 

[steve50]

Happy birthday

 

[Chrisuk]

I hope you hadn't been boozing, you would barely process a pint of stella in that time!!!

Nah, of course not, drinks where last week and work was last night til 6am this morning, I'm sure it was out my system by then haha