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[MDJ]

Nothing bitter about me bonny lad - I'm as sweet as honey.

It's not his fault Geordie, it was late afternoon when he posted that reply, most Scotsman are totally Pi$$ed up by 4 oclock lmao

 

[Geordie Spark]

It's not his fault Geordie, it was late afternoon when he posted that reply, most Scotsman are totally Pi$$ed up by 4 oclock lmao

He's just a cocky young sprog in a kilt with a sporran full of porridge so I'll forgive him his misdemeanour ...... for now.

 

[MDJ]

He's just a cocky young sprog in a kilt with a sporran full of porridge so I'll forgive him his misdemeanour ...... for now.

aye, but considering he may have a thistle up his kilt I can't blame him for being grumpy, combined with the fact he has already whacked a litre of famous grouse back he is bound to be temper mental

 

[D Skelton]

(in this case the misspelled word is their - as in THEIR property is over THERE)

There there Geordie, I know they're getting their spelling of 'there' wrong, but there's no reason at all for there to be any harsh reprimands for the lack of their knowledge they're displaying!

 

[Geordie Spark]

There there Geordie, I know they're getting their spelling of 'there' wrong, but there's no reason at all for there to be any harsh reprimands for the lack of their knowledge they're displaying!

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I was late taking my medication ....... which by the way I am heartily sick of.

I have spent most of the week sitting about in hospital waiting rooms or being mauled like a lump of meat on a butcher's slab. The rest of the time has been spent sitting here housebound.

I'm fed-up to he back teeth of hospitals, Consultants, Doctors and nurses poking needles in me too - and as for x-rays and scans those too. I've had so much radiation blasted through me that I glow in the dark to the extent that I am giving Sellafield some stiff competition.

Next week for their entertainment and amusement, my torturers are thinking about shoving a camera where the sun don't shine. I hope they don't expect to get the tripod in there with it.

Meanwhile, my MR2 is sitting on the drive in the cold and wet alone and forlorn wondering what it's done to upset me.

My wonderful Pikey Fiancée is sitting in her caravan 14 miles away wondering the same, so I hope you won't deny me a little light relief by gently growling at someone now and then!

 

[Geordie Spark]

There there Geordie, I know they're getting their spelling of 'there' wrong, but there's no reason at all for there to be any harsh reprimands for the lack of their knowledge they're displaying!

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I was late taking my medication ....... which by the way I am heartily sick of.

I have spent most of the week sitting about in hospital waiting rooms or being mauled like a lump of meat on a butcher's slab. The rest of the time has been spent sitting here housebound.

I'm fed-up to he back teeth of hospitals, Consultants, Doctors and nurses poking needles in me too - and as for x-rays and scans those too. I've had so much radiation blasted through me that I glow in the dark to the extent that I am giving Sellafield some stiff competition.

Next week for their entertainment and amusement, my torturers are thinking about shoving a camera where the sun don't shine. I hope they don't expect to get the tripod in there with it.

Meanwhile, my MR2 is sitting on the drive in the cold and wet alone and forlorn wondering what it's done to upset me.

My wonderful Pikey Fiancée is sitting in her caravan 14 miles away wondering the same, so I hope you won't deny me a little light relief by gently growling at someone now and then!