Things an Electrician would never say

[tigerpaul]

Help your self to all my tools and equipment.. I've spent the last twenty odd years building it up so that we can ALL benefit and then you can chuck all your wages down the bog or up your nose..

 

[tigerpaul]

No of course I don't mind doing office paperwork at home in my own time.

 

[Kamikaze]

I don’t have time to explain my young apprentice. Get in the van QUICK!

 

[Darkwood]

I used to be a plumber :nonod:

 

[Paul.M]

I don’t have time to explain my young apprentice. Get in the van QUICK!

I bet that is not the first time you have said that Kam

 

[R G]

Speaking to trainee ,

No don't stop using your mobile phone on my account , and by the way you don't want to get those trainers dirty do you ...

 

[Paul.M]

So you want to pay me by monthly installments for the rewire. Sorry luv, this isn't cash converters.



(btw this must be one of the oldest running threads, almost 5 years old! I'll buy it a birthday card in September!!! keep it going lads, love all of these)

 

[Kamikaze]

I bet that is not the first time you have said that Kam

It should be the mantra for all electricians...lol.

 

[Kamikaze]

As far as I'm concerned the moron who suggested I should climb down from the trees has a lot to answer for.

 

[Paul.M]

It should be the mantra for all electricians...lol.

or "Free fire extinguisher with every CU change".